Shame On Those Unjoyful Catholics

We do indeed need to show joy as Catholics. My motto — “Be happily and uncomplicatedly Catholic.”

Michael J. Sheehan Archbishop of Santa Fe

 

 

Shame on those unjoyful Catholics who attend Mass with the expression of school kids who have been sent to the superintendent’s office. Like hooded monks, they keep their eyes to themselves and act as if you were the only ones in the church. The handshake of peace is their reluctant nod to as few others as possible—then they quickly climb back into their shell. At the end of the service, their “thanks God it’s over” attitude is confirmed by the way they get out as soon as possible. Canon Stuart, one of my favorite priests, told of an incident which had an impact on him. One morning his secretary showed him a picture in the newspaper obituary of a man they recognized. For years they had noticed him sitting alone at daily Mass. They knew nothing about him, not even his name. As a result of this, at the end of each Sunday Mass, this priest now tells the congregation, “Before you leave, take five minutes to meet someone you don’t know. Find out something about them and tell them about you.” The effect is exciting with the church suddenly become alive with happy talk as fellow Catholics come in contact with one another. They are selfish hoarders of a duffer bag filled with the treasures of our Catholicism. This is a magic container because God is constantly refilling it with more than we give out.

What can we Joyful Catholics do to humanize a Mass? I suggest before the Mass begins, make a point of shaking hands with someone you don’t know. And broadcast smiles at those around you. When I first tried this, the result was mostly shock. But later I found that previous recipients would now acknowledge me with a smile, a nod or even small wave. It broke the ice. St. Ambrose once said the beauty of the Church consists in hearts that love Jesus—it is bound in knowing Jesus as the source and power of all that is good and exalting him in our thoughts and actions. More recently, Dom Ancar Vonier, O.S.B., the abbot of Buckfast Abbey in Devon, England, who died in 1906, advised us, “Begin with goodness, with sanctity, with the thought of God, and that you are the children of God. What should affect you is the power of Christ, the power of sanctity.” Following the advice of these two men, let us Joyful Catholics be the sparks that enliven the Church. (And let me have your thoughts about this: aljagoe@comcast.net)

 

 

A Must-See Movie

Every Joyful Catholic should see the 4-star film Of Gods and Men. Be sure to go with friends because this is a show you will want do discuss later.  I was surprised to have three Protestant friends, who had seen the show, call to recommend it to me.

 

Other recommended Catholic blogs

What Does the Prayer Really Say?

Whispers in the Loggia

Charlotte Was Both

Recommended readings

-         “The Role of Catholic Media Today” by Gregory Erlandson in the March New Oxford Review.

-         “Annulment Nation” by Jeff Ziegler in the March The Catholic World Report.

-         “Get Closer” by James Martin, S.J., in March 31 issue of America. 

-         “Theo-Poetics, Merton, and Mary: The Center Holds” in the spring issue of Spiritual Life. 

 

Those Frigging Militant Moslems 

 - On March 20, Muslim extremists burned down 69 Protestant churches in southwestern Ethiopia. The cause of this demoniac action was the rumor that in one of the churches the Qua’an had been flushed down the toilet. Thirty homes, a school and an orphanage were also burned down, and 10,000 Christians had to flee their homes.

- In Egypt, least 13 people died in a sectarian row when Coptic Christians protested against the burning of a church on the outskirts of Cairo.

 

 The first to send the right answers to aljagoe@comcast.net will receive a gift copy of Light Reading for Good and Wayward Catholics.

1.     Who was the man who first broke all Ten Commandments?

2.     Who was the first American-born canonized saint?

3.     Before coming a disciple, what was Matthew’s profession

Don’t Fight With a Duck!

Favorite Quote

The Church involves a tension between the human and the divine. It does so because it stems from the Incarnation, which is the primary tension involving the fully divine in the person of Jesus
Rev. William P. Clark, O.M.I.  

Don’t Fight With a Duck! 

When I returned home from a week’s stay in my place in Florida, I wanted to tell friends my torn-up left hand was from a fight with an alligator.  But the embarrassing truth is that I had a losing round with a duck. (“A what!?” is the response I get when I tell of this event.)

 The last day of my visit, I went over to meet a new neighbor who had recently moved in next door. As I was walking on the lawn, I was shocked to realize something had grabbed hold of the back of my left leg and wouldn’t let go. I turned around and found that a large Muscovy* duck had attacked me.

 As I tried to kick it off, I slowly fell on the ground. At age 72 (At 80 I started counting backward and will be 71 next year), my balance ain’t what it used to be. The man-eating duck keep biting me, and when I got up, I grabbed it by the neck and it became limp.  I started taking the critter down to dump in the lake when it suddenly became a violent flapping volcano. In a flash, it reached up with its webbed foot and took off the top of my left hand. I released it and the damned duck waddled off, claiming victory.

  Mary, the new neighbor, heard the commotion and came to my rescue. Inside her house, she used her entire supply of band aides to stop the bleeding.  She is a 6’2” blonde with a heart in proportion to her size.  After her first aid treatment, she came back with me to meet my wife and began our new lifetime friendship.

  That night before getting to sleep, as a joyful Catholic, I used my “thank You!” mantra to recount this event and its aftermath. First was receiving the treasure of our new friend Mary. If the duck had attacked my wife instead of me, we would be looking forward to a Christmas meal of roasted duck instead of turkey.  At the medical clinic I met many splendid young and dedicated people, especially the efficient doctor, who looked like he had just finished high school.  While he was stitching up my hand and I was lying, saying it didn’t hurt, I thought of what real pain must be like. I remembered that, as I was doing, Christ had stretched out His hand, but He did this to get a spike pounded through His wrist.  And He did this for you and me — Wow! Thank You, Christ.

 Another benefit is that it has made an amusing story for the wonderful people I visit in the nursing homes I visit. All-in-all, I’m glad it happened because it woke me up to the wonders and benefit of being a joyful Catholic. Amen!

*Muscovites are a South American duck species which reach over 20 pounds and can take two people to restrain. Their feet have strong sharp claws. (You betta believe it!)

 Admired saying

 The Christian faith is this: encounter with Christ, the living Person who gives life a new horizon and thereby a definitive direction.

                                Jeff Ziegler, in The Catholic World Report

 

News flashes

– (Church in crisis) Detroit archdiocese is losing $42,000 a day and laying off 1/3 of staff.  The Catholic World Report

–(for Catholics who have nothing better to do) Michelle Obama is criticized for having worn a black veil when she met Pope Benedict XVI. U.S.Catholic, Org. 

– Be aware of the dissenters, calling themselves “the American Catholic Council” who are trying “to create a new Church”. The Catholic World Report

 Haiku time

(Submitted by Susan Keller in Omaha, Nebraska) 

Rejoice!

When God became Man

This renewed all creation.

Yes, God became man! 

(send me yours: joyfulcatholic@comcast.net 

Recommended reading

-         “More ‘Access’ Means Less Care” in November issue of

The Catholic World Report  www.catholicworldreport.org  

-         http://www.zenit.com/  (daily news from the Vatican)         

Last Week’s Quiz Results

The first winner of a gift copy of Light Reading for Good and Wayward Catholics, who clocked in at 3:32 PM on November 26, is Jim Beckingham in Tucson, AZ.

 1.     What were the names of the two future disciples whom Jesus found casting their nets into the sea, and he told them, “Follow me and I will make you fishers of men”?

Simon and his brother Andrew

2.     Who was the saint, born in Assisi in 1193, who established an order of women devoted to the poor?

Saint Claire

3.     The Vatican Library originated in which time?

(a)  13th Century

(b)  <15th Century>

(c)   17th  Century

Chuckle time

 Internal Revenue Agent: Father Kincaid, is it true that your parishioner, John Jones donated $10,000 to your church last year?”

  Father Kincaid: He will.

My favorite priest

(Submit your favorite priest to joyfulcatholic@comcast.net)

          As there is no current recommendation (shame on you!), I submit a very special person: Brian Burnie, an English self-made millionaire who sold his 16 million pound country hotel and gave the proceeds to cancer charities. He said, “We live in a me, me, me society, and it has always been important for me to think of others. My ambition is to die penniless.  We came into the world with nothing and we should leave with nothing.”     

London Telegraph  5/20/2009

 

Special Intentions List

As you pray with a broad brush, please include these loved ones, who have been submitted by our readers. You, too, are invited to send me names of your special persons who are in need of prayer. My address is joyfulcatholic@comcast.net. They will be on the list for 60 days. At the end of that time, if prayers are still needed, you merely have to renew the name.

Juanita Caldwell, David Abbey, Amie Ellis, Linwood “Skip” Williams, Gerry Paradiso, Nick DeCarlo, Tom Medved, Bob Haines, Eileen Grotsky,

Rebecca Matthews, Roseanne Somlock, Nicholas Gallagher, Tom Lewis,

Violeta Zepeda, Rev. Joseph Healy, John Aylor,

Rev. Joseph Marini, Enrique Portillo, Sharon McPike, Joe Berger, Tom Ryan.

Note that Susan McGahee has now entered Eternal Paradise. We still keep her in our prayers.