We Do Indeed Need to Show Joy as Catholics.

My motto “Be happily and uncomplicatedly Catholic.”

Michael J. Sheehan Archbishop of Santa Fe

THANK YOU

(Submitted by Catherine Grant)

  • If you woke up this morning with more health than illness…you are more blessed than the million who will not survive the week.
  • If you have never experienced the danger of battle, the loneliness of imprisonment, the agony of torture, or the pangs of starvation—you are ahead of 500 million people in the world.
  • If you can attend a church meeting without fear of harassment, arrest, torture or death…you are more blessed than three billion people in the world. (In Afghanistan, there are no places for Christian worship.)
  • If you have food in the refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof overhead and a place to sleep…you are richer than 75% of those in this world.
  • If you have money in the bank, in your wallet, and spare change in a dish somewhere…you are among the top 8% of the world’s wealthy.
  • If you parents are still alive and still married…you are very rare, even in the United States.

  • If you hold up your head with a smile and are truly thankful…you are blessed because the majority of us can, but most do not.
  • If you can hold someone’s hand, hug them or even touch them on the shoulder…you are blessed because you can offer healing touch.
  • If you can read this…you are more blessed than 171 million blind people in the world.  
  • (Send your comments for Catherine, aljagoe@comcast.net

Recommended readings 

-         “Religious Freedom” in March First Things.

-         “The Culture War & The Catholic Church” in April New Oxford Review

-         “A Year In the Promised Land” in May USCatholic

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The Shooting Shepherds….All priests are from the Diocese of Fargo!

The media loves to publicize bad priests, and we should give recognition to our Joyful Catholic Priests. Send me your recommendation for ones you think merit membership in this splendid group. (aljagoe@comcast.net)

Fr. Robert Aufieri (New York, NY) 

Fr. John M. Bauer (Minneapolis, MN) 

Fr. Edmund Connors, Katonah, NY

Fr. Paul Duchsch(Fargo,ND) 

Fr. Edward Gorman, O.P. (Providence, RI) 

Fr. Andrew Gries (Washington, DC) 

Msgr. Edward Filardi (Bethesda, MD)

Fr. Raymond Kemp (Washington, DC)

Bishop Joseph N. Latino (Jackson, MS) 

Archbishop Jerome Listecki (Milwaukee, MN) 

Bishop Dennis Madden (Baltimore, MD)

Fr. Joseph Marini (San Mateo, CA) 

Msgr. Joseph Mayo (Salt Lake City, UT) 

Fr. John Mericantante (Pahokee, FL) 

Msgr. Thomas Modugno (New York,NY)

Fr. Kevin Nelson, (Lantana, FL) 

Fr. John O’Donoghue (San Antonio,TX)

Fr. Antony Pulikal (Lntana, FL) 

Fr. James R. Purfield (Denver,CO) 

Fr. Paul S. Quinter (Pittsburg, Pa) 

Msg. David Robichcaux, V.F. (New Orleans, LA)

Archbishop Thomas J. Rodi (Mobile, AL)

Msg. Paul L. Rohling (Birmingham, AL)

Fr. David Ross (Lima. OH) 

Fr. Matthew Ruhl, S.J. (Kansas City, KS) 

Fr. Michael Scanlon (Steubenville, OH) 

Fr. Walter J. Szezesny (Buffalo, NY) 

Fr. Richard Trout (Sanford, FL) 

Fr. Hayden Vaverek (New York, NY) 

Fr. Malcolm Sylvester Willoughby, O.P. (Washington, DC) 

Canon Stuart Wilson (London, UK)                         

Fr. Michael Radermache, (Vancouver, WA)

Fr. Paul D.Counce (BatonRouge, LA

“We do indeed need to show joy as Catholics.   My motto
Be happily and uncomplicatedly Catholic.”

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News

  • The European Court of Human Rights ruled that crucifixes can be displayed in Italy’s public schools.
  • The Center  for  Applied Research in the Apostolate released a report showing that “the number of Catholic parishes in America has declined by 1,359 since the year 2000 to 17,784 in 2010, representing a7.1% decrease.”

My favorite priest, layperson, breathing  saint or organization

Originally from Ohiowhere she attended The University of Dayton, Paula Benson, active mother of three children, has touched the lives of hundreds of new Catholics in her 13 years of teaching RCIA at Our Lady of Lourdes in Bethesda, Maryland. She is a radiant Joyful Catholic!

Last year, when the pastor told her to find a way for parishioners to meet-and-greet after Mass, she set up a coffee and donuts stand in the porch area at the front of the Church. Beginning after the 7:30 AM Mass, she has it in full operation. As a radiant hostess, she sees to it that no one is a stranger. Every parish should be blessed with a Paula Benson!

(Now, tell me about your favorite Catholic priest, layperson or organization that is making a difference aljagoe@comcast.net)

 

Interesting Sayings

What priests deserve is not only thanks but listening ears. Perhaps if everyone quit telling them what they should be, they might tell us what they need in order to be successful and healthy.  Bryan Cones, managing editor of U.S. Catholic

Never stop going into unknown territory of growth  Joyce Rupp

I intend to live forever, or die tryingGroucho Marx

What is the thing that matters beyond all else, the thing that should give us utmost joy? It is this: that our names are written in heaven, that we belong to heaven, that we are the children of the Father who is in heaven.

Dom Anscar Vonie, O.S. B., abbot of Buckfast Abbey in Devon, England
(died 1906)

Communiqués

 The reason for leaving the Catholic Church is not lack of faith but  the lack of friends. We have to make friends – we have to take the first  step. Sometimes ultimately, our own fault is the reason. Behave as a true Christian in all situations and then you will get happiness.

K. C. Thomas

 

 I enjoyed the epigrammatic style in your “Invite Jesus to the pub”.  Edgar Whitworth, Akron, OH 

What right do you have to discuss why people are leaving the Church? Rebecca Eddy, Boston, MA

(Reply: Good question, but somebody should do it. What are your thoughts about this?)

 Your blog’s desire to assist the Church is palpable.    Julius Torres, Little   Rock,AR

 

Chuckle Time

A Catholic friend once came to my Christian Scientist mother for advice. The woman explained that her husband had been abusing her and openly had a girl friend. 

My mother said, “I don’t want to advise you, but you should discuss this with your priest.”

“I did,” she replied, “and he told me to do nothing—just sit steady in the boat and act as if nothing wrong was going on.”    My mother said, “I don’t want to advise you what to do, but
don’t you know another priest?”

Why They’re Leaving The Church

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We do indeed need to show joy as Catholics.  

My motto…
“Be happily and uncomplicatedly
Catholic”

Michael J. Sheehan, Archbishop
of Santa Fe

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Why they’re leaving the Church- (Part 1 of 4)

(Let’s be aware of these problems and consider how we Joyful Catholics can help in the solution)

 This has been a rough time for me because some people who are special in my life have given up on Catholicism. A relative, who for her 40-plus years on this planet has been an active and happy Catholic, has now joined the Episcopal Church. Her comment was, “I suddenly realized how lonesome I was as a woman in the Catholic Church. Also, I wanted to quit a lifetime of playing a minor role – a second-rate citizen in a male dominated organization.”

I have empathy for her because I appreciate the splendid accomplishment and acceptance of women in the past seven decades. In the 1950s when I worked for the Hartford Insurance Company (then the largest USA insurer), it was company policy that women could only be typists and secretaries. The excuse for this  restriction was because “Our agents would not feel at ease talking with a  female underwriter.”  Twenty years later, I had a battle to get the bank board on which I was serving to add a woman director. They finally resented and the next year my woman board member was so popular they made her chairman of the important audit committee. Today, 15 of the Fortune 500 companies have women CEOs, and this number is increasing.

A Christian Brother friend, who counsels those who are shaky in their faith, told me that most women agree that at some point we should return to being a church of the
people, but few of them believe it will be anytime soon. They understand that  the aged bachelors who are calling the shots in the Vatican
move with a speed that would make a snail pace seem like an Olympic racer.

As a sign of the times, last month 300 Austrian priests have signed a “Call to Disobedience”, which calls for a parish to have an individual leader – whither man or woman, and for admission of women to the priesthood.

In her book There Is a Season, Joan Chittister, O.S.B., writes about the need for spiritual re-builders—those who take what other people only talk about and make it the next generation’s reality. She is right in that we should join together in our effort to make sense of relationships within our Church. We have made improvement in that the conservative priests who refused to let little girls serve on the altar are now in their dotage or have passed on to the next life. And although most of us can’t wait until 2111 when I predict the Vatican  will accept female deacons, we should now take positive steps to profess our admiration and appreciation for our woman church members. Mother Teresa said, “Holiness is not a luxury for the few; it is not for some people. It is meant for you and me, for all of us. It is a simple duty because if we learn to love, we learn to be holy.”

How do you think this can be done? (aljagoe@comcast.net)

 

 Other recommended Catholic blogs

Catholic Cuisine

The Shrine of the Holy Whapping

Testosterhome

 

Recommended
readings

“The Church and the Eucharist” in June/July Homiletic
& Pastoral Review

“It Doesn’t Sing” in July 13, Commonweal.

 “My Water, His Wine” in July-August Touchstone.

 

Roster
of Joyful Catholic Priests

The media loves to publicize bad priests, and we should give recognition to our Joyful Catholic Priests. Send me your recommendation for ones you think merit membership in this splendid group. (aljagoe@comcast.net)

Rev. Robert
Aufieri (NYC)

Rev. Edward
Gorman, O.P. (DE)

Fr. Andrew
Gries (DC)

Msgr. Edward
Filardi (MD)

Archbishop
Jerome Listecki, (MN)

Bishop Dennis
Madden (MD)

Fr. Joseph
Marini (CA)

Fr. John Mericantante (FL)

Msgr. Thomas
Modugno (NYC

Rev. John
O’Donoghue (TX)

Fr. Matthew
Ruhl, S.J. (KS)

Fr. Michael
Scanlon (OH)

Rev. Richard
Trout (FL)

Rev. Hayden
Vaverek (NYC)

Rev. Malcolm
Sylvester Willoughby, O.P. (DC)

Canon Stuart
Wilson (London, UK)
 

We do indeed need to show joy as Catholics!

“Be happily and uncomplicatedly Catholic.”

Michael J. Sheehan, Archbishop of SantaFe

News Flashes
Henry Borga, in Palm Springs, paid $10 to add Osama bin Laden’s name to those to be prayed for during Sunday Mass. Over the objection of the church secretary. Pastor Father Gavin Badway stated it was a request they had to honor. He said, “Some people, from their emotions, don’t want us to pray for him. I understand that, but we cannot do that. We are to love our enemies and pray for those who persecute us.”

In the northeastern Indian state of Arunachal Pradesh there are 10,000 adult  conversions every year. (In 1978 it was illegal for Christians to enter the
state.)

Scottish Cardinal Keith O’Brien has denounced UK foreign policy as “anti-Christian” after the government announced it would double foreign aid to Pakistan. 

Today’s Martyrs

The study, A Question of Faith, published by the Jinnah Institute in Pakistan, find that Christians are the primary targets of religious persecution in Pakistan and reviews two critical questions confronting Pakistani society: will the state continue to discriminate against its citizens and “turn a blind eye to the spread of cultures of cruelty and vigilantism,” and will the majority of Pakistanis “condone and collude in the discrimination
and persecution of minorities”?

The report was warmly welcomed by the Rev. Mario Rodrigues,  director of the Pontifical Mission Societies in Pakistan. Then he warned, “I do not  think, however, that the government will seriously address the question of religious minorities’ status.”

My favorite priest, layperson, breathing saint or organization 

NO RECOMMENDATION   Shame on you!

(Now, tell me about your favorite Catholic priest, layperson or organization that is making a difference  aljagoe@comcast.net)

  

Interesting sayings

Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few   drops on yourself.      Ralph Waldo Emerson

I  have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.      Clarence Darrow

Don’t worry about avoiding temptations. As you grow older, it will avoid you. Winston Churchill 

In an envelope marked personal, God addressed me a letter; personal I have given my answer  Langston Hughes 

 

Let your tongue speak what your heart thinks.  Davy Crockett

Prove the Gospel in everything you do, and use words if necessary St. Francis of Assisi

Communiqués

Does Archbishop Sheehan’s motto – “Be happily and uncomplicatedly Catholic” mean just be stupid and let us do the God thing for  you?  Hiwaychristian

(Reply: No way. I am sure the message is for  the clergy and lay people to be a Joyful Catholics and not get mired down with  details that detract from the guts of our magnificent faith.)

 

(referring to Muslim riot in Ethiopia)
I don’t know what will be next: first they burn our churches and house. Are they going to kill us now? I don’t care who started the violence. The fact is that thousands of local Muslims, my neighbors, have participated in it. That’s why I don’t see a future for me and other Christians in this town anymore.

Wolde Giorgis, an elementary teacher in Asendabo,Ethiopia

 

 Your “The Devil Was Right” was a joy to read!  Thank you for being thought-provoking and balanced.

                                      MJK
The joy of every Catholic should be palpable at all times!

Roger Whitehead,Dayton,OH

Chuckle  Time

In Dublin, Mrs. Donovan lamented to Fr. O’Sullivan,
who was leaving for an assignment in Rome, that after three years of marriage, she and her husband were childless. He agreed that when he arrived at his new post, he would light a candle in the Vatican for the Donovan couple, asking that they have a family.

A year later, when he returned to Irelandon vacation, he met Mrs. Donovan who happily announced that she had just had triplets. When he congratulated her and asked about her husband, she said, “He’s not here. He’s gone to Rome
to blow out your friggin’ candle.”

We do indeed need to show joy as Catholics

We do indeed need to show joy as Catholics.  

My motto — “Be happily and uncomplicatedly Catholic.”

Michael J. Sheehan, Archbishop of Santa Fe

 

Quiz

 

Last week, the winner of the autographed copy of Light Reading for Good and Wayward Catholic is Kathleen Riley in Bangor, ME. Here are the answers:

 

1.     Including Sundays, there are 46 days in Lent.

2.     The two people who appeared to Jesus on the Mount of Transfiguration were Moses and Elijah.

3.     The biblical saint who died and was buried twice was Lazarus.

 

 

News flashes

 

Pat Archbold in National Catholic Register wrote: Of the many things that have been lost during the last forty years in the name of the council, I miss one the most.  Silence. 

 

 A few years ago my Bishop, Bishop Murphy of Rockville Centre, visited my parish for a confirmation and was appalled at the noise level and the total irreverence he witnessed.  He wrote a letter to my former pastor and said this: “I am very concerned about the comportment of the faithful in your parish church prior to the celebration of the Eucharist. This component interferes with the ability of the people to enter into the liturgy. Conscious awareness of’ the presence of the Lord in the Blessed Sacrament is lacking to those who enter the main body of your parish church.

 

 This is further hampered by the fact that the music ministry is set up in front of the doors into that chapel where the Blessed Sacrament is reserved. That means that anyone who wishes to go and pray needs to go through the paraphernalia of those who provide music.” 

          

 Real active participation can be fostered by silence, glorious and heavenly silence. So to those who still think that cacophony equals community, I say one thing.  For the love of God, shut up. (Comment: I say Amen! as expressed in “The New Mass, a-la-Show Biz” in my Light Reading for Good and Wayward Catholics)

 

 

Bad news! The Vatican stated that you can’t get forgiveness of sins by using the new iPhone device that is supposed to prepare one for going to confession.  (Comment: Damn!)

 

In 2009 the worldwide the number of baptized Catholic increased to 1.18 billion, with over 49% in the Americas and 24% in Europe. (Comment: That gives us half of the total, so what about the next Pope being an American?)

 

Today’s Martyrs



 In the Indian city of , 13 Catholic bishops and 500 Church leaders staged a protest about the local court whitewashing the 57 incidents of attacks on Christian churches and 150 cases lodged against injured Christians.

 

  

The Chaldean Catholic archbishop in Mosul stated that Christians in Iraq’s second-largest city live in a state of constant fear. “Most families that fled the city last august following anti-Christian violence have used up their saving and had to return. There is always fear and they know they are targets.”

 

My favorite priest, layperson, breathing saint or organization

I want to honor posthumously retirees Scott and Jean Adam, who were wonderful workers in their California St. Monica Catholic parish. In 2004, deciding to make a difference in the world by bringing Bibles to the far-flung corners of the earth, they began sailing expeditions in their 58-foot sloop, the Quest.  This year their visits included Thailand, Sri Lanka and India.

         

 Last month, they were en route to Salalah, Oman, when they were captured by bastard Somali pirates who killed them.

         

 Their pastor, Monsignor Lloyd Torgerson, said, “They were great people of our community. Jean, who was a retired dentist and mother of two, sang in the church choir. Regarding St. Paul’s reference about receiving a crown of glory, I believe with all my heart they are with God today. Catholics can take inspiration from the Adams.”

         

 As St. Clement of Alexandria wrote in the third century, “Martyrdom means bearing witness to God. Every soul that seeks in pureness of heart to know God and obey his commandments is a martyr, bearing witness by life or by words.”

         

 I agree with Monsignor Torgerson’s comment.

(Now, tell me about your favorite Catholic priest, layperson or organization that is making a difference

aljagoe@comcast.net)

 

 

Interesting sayings



 

A Jewish wife will forgive and forget, but she’ll never forget what she forgave.

                                      Old Jewish proverb

 

As to the church, where else shall we go, except to the Bride of Christ, one flesh with Christ?  Though she is a harlot at times, she is our Mother.

Dorothy Day

 

Happy the people who walk, O Lord, in the light of you face, who find their joy every day in your name, who make your justice the source of their bliss.

Psalm 89



 

That lowdown scoundrel opponent of mine deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I’m just the one to do it.

A Texas congressional candidate.

 

 

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Communiqués

 

In your self-assigned role as a Catholic doyen, what business it is yours if Christ wanted to be baptized by John?

Oliver Whifield

 

I could not agree with you more with regard to your having selected Msgr. Filardi as a favorite priest. He is a very special, joyful Catholic and a marvelous example for young people who may be considering a vocation.

                                                Dennis Harper

 

You’ve got your nerve suggesting targets (like St. Patrick’s Cathedral) to those Muslin terrorists.  Shame on you!

                                                Julia Ellis

 

(Regarding Salman Taseer, governor of Punjab providence, who was assassinated for opposing the Islamic blasphemy law.) Tarseer simply did what he believed would be offensive and unjust not only to Christians, but to all other beliefs in that country.
      

A Christian nation with 5% Muslim population even counts the very rights of this small percentage seeing to it that their human freedom is well respected. They do not mixed Politics with religion. I only see such unfair establishment of Governments when Islam plays a role to dictate over it.
Definitely, Islam sets unfair standards that deplete the rights of any other just because they think there religion is the “truth”. In general, there really is no peace in the “Religion of Peace.”
           

God bless Tarseer, and may his acts to protect Christ’s body hurry Him unto the gates of heaven.

Reggie Crimshaw

 

Chuckle time



Recently, at a First Communion practice at Blessed Sacrament Church in Washington, DC, Msgr. Jon Enzler asked who wrote the four books of the New Testament. A young girl said, “Matthew, Mark, Luke…..” – then she drew a blank.

The boy sitting next to her shouted out, “Kindle.”

 

 

Special Intentions List



As you pray with a broad brush, please include these loved ones, who have been submitted by our readers. You, too, are invited to send me names of your special persons who are in need of prayer.  My address is aljagoe@comcast.net. They will be on the list for 60 days. At the end of that time, if prayers are still needed, you merely have to renew the name.

And several of those on the list who recently have received miraculous healings; they thank you.

Juanita Caldwell, Isola Todd, David Abbey, Linwood “Skip” Williams, Roseanne Somlock, Nicholas Gallagher, Tom Lewis, Donald Whitcomb, Violeta Zepeda, John Aylor, Rev. Joseph Marini, Enrique Portillo,  Sharon McPike, Tom Ryan, Joseph Normile, Jim Quimby, Russell Edwards,  

Rev. Stephen Huffstetter, Hugh Cannon, Eric Moore, Joan Barrett,  8-year-old Michael Fotta and his parents, Lolita Alvarez, Camilus Musselman, Ed Block, Isobel Milligan, Peter Bartkiewiez and his family, Joe Toles, Bob Earll, Camilus Musselman,   Ed Cole, Bishop Thomas Olmsted, Jay Parker, William Stephenson, Roger Stoven, Bob Abbott, Denny Kline, Lois Pinkin, Larry Mannino, Cheryl DeSantis, Lenore SommerRep. Gabrielle Giffords, Laura Marsh,

the cholera victims in Haiti, Christian martyrs in the Middle East, those in refugee camps throughout the world.

 

 

We Do Indeed Need to Show Joy as Catholics

We do indeed need to show joy as Catholics.   My motto — “Be happily and uncomplicatedly Catholic.”

Michael J. Sheehan Archbishop of Santa Fe

 

My favorite priest, layperson, breathing saint or organization 

I admire the Protestant organization, Missions-Connect, Inc., that is doing an effective work in helping the poor in Cambodia with their shortage of rice. They guarantee that 100% of contributions will be used to buy, ship and distribute rice to the village people, both Christian and nonbelievers.

As Saint John of Brebeuf said back in the 17thCentury, “Far be it for me to chill the ardor of the generous resolutions of those noble souls who aspire to become missionaries.”

Mission-Connect are located at 21 Lake Frances Drive, West Palm Beach, FL 33411 (Tel: (561) 512-0590

(Now, tell me about your favorite Catholic priest, layperson or organization that is making a difference aljagoe@comcast.net)

 Interesting sayings

Some souls, drawing themselves inward, place their joy in themselves, picking and choosing what pleases themselves. They do not abandon themselves to God. They are very dear to themselves.

 But there are other souls, who have given up to God in a stage of most interior detachment, receiving everything for God with equal indifference whether it be bitter or sweet.  They are the true joyful interior spirits.

Father John Tauler, O.P. (died 1361)

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on my list.

A nameless penitent

 

I have total confidence in God’s ways of working with each person, even with those who never address God personally, and yet offer genuine homage by their love for the good, the just and the beautiful.

Elizabeth Leseur (died 1914)

 

Forgiveness is the fragrance that a violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.

Mark Twain 

Chuckle Time

Headlines that should have been edited:

          Something went wrong in the jet crash

          Miners refuse to work after death

          Juvenile Court to try shooting defendant

          It strike isn’t settled quickly, it might last a while

          Slain; police suspect homicide

          Red tape holds up new bridge

          Study of obesity looks for larger test

          Local high school dropouts cut in half.

          Typhoon rips through cemetery; hundreds dead.

Special Intentions List

As you pray with a broad brush, please include these loved ones, who have been submitted by our readers. You, too, are invited to send me names of your special persons who are in need of prayer.  My address is aljagoe@comcast.net. They will be on the list for 60 days. At the end of that time, if prayers are still needed, you merely have to renew the name.

Juanita Caldwell, Isola Todd, David Abbey, Linwood “Skip” Williams, Eileen Grotsky, Roseanne Somlock, Nicholas Gallagher, Tom Lewis, Donald Whitcomb, Violeta Zepeda, John Aylor,

Rev. Joseph Marini, Enrique Portillo, Sharon McPike, Tom Ryan, Joseph Normile, Jim Quimby, Russell Edwards, Gertrude Goldstein,

Rev. Stephen Huffstetter, Hugh Cannon, Eric Moore, Joan Barrett, 8-year-old Michael Fotta and his parents, Lolita Alvarez, Camilus Musselman, Jack Conner, Ed Block, Isobel Milligan, Peter Bartkiewiez and his family,

 Joe Toles, Grace Toomey, Bob Earll, Camilus Musselman,   Ed Cole, Bishop Thomas Olmsted, Jay Parker, William Stephenson, Roger Stoven, Bob Abbott, Denny Kline

 As you note, because of miraculous healings, several names have been deleted and added to our Deo Gratias list.

Oh! Those Friggin’ Sing-a-Long Masses

We do indeed need to show joy as Catholics.   My motto — “Be happily and uncomplicatedly Catholic.”

Michael J. Sheehan, Archbishop of Santa Fe

 

Oh! Those friggin’ sing-a-long Masses 

That make the Devil dance and shout with joy to see Communion watered down to a ho-hum part of the service. I recently attended one at the Church of Saint Joachim in Rockport, MA.

          The song leader, emcee and star performer was a large gray-haired woman who, during the hour long service, only relinquished the mike twice—for the reading and then the homily.  Before distributing Communion, the priest announced, “We will first sing Communion hymn #1.”  When the song was finished, he first gave Communion to the woman emcee who gulped it down like a dog getting a tidbit and then immediately resumed the mike with “We will now sing Communion hymn #2.”

          Thus the entire service succeeded in not allowing five seconds of silence for prayer and meditation. Communion, one of the most sacred sacraments in our religion, was treated like an incidental side order during a dinner meal. No wonder the Devil is overjoyed to see the Church crippling itself by belittling the belief that Christ, who was God, can and will transpose himself into bread and wine to be consumed by true believers—the mystical union of the sacred (the Holiest of the Holy) and profane (man) becoming one.

This miraculous deed is so awesome that I doubt if anyone, including the Pope, can fully comprehend its fullness of meaning and purpose.  But that doesn’t give ground for the Church to minimize its value with distractions and no quiet time. Parents often say, “Keep children busy so they can’t get into trouble.”  Today’s Church practices, “Keep lay folks busy so they can’t think, pray or meditate.”

In Models of the Church, Cardinal Avery Dulles wrote, “The Eucharist is the climactic sacrament, signifying the deepest and most intimate union with Christ, who makes himself the life-sustaining food and drink of his spiritual family. The Eucharistic liturgy is structured in such a way that Christ addresses the congregation by word as he spoke to the disciples at the Last Supper, and then gives himself in sacramental form under the invocation of the Holy Spirit.” (Hey, pastors, are you listening?)

          I would be embarrassed to take a potential convert to a sing-a-long Mass, because he would experience more spirituality in a service at a Unitarian church.  (You readers, what are your thoughts about this? aljagoe@comcast.com)

            Recommended readings 

-         “Sanctifying, evangelizing and catechizing a parish” by Fr. Francis Peffley in the October Homiletic & Pastoral Review

-         “A moment of historic healing” in the October The Catholic World Report.

-         “Why I pray the Rosary” by Unagidon in October 8 Commonweal.  

QUIZ 

The first to send the right answers to aljagoe@comcast.net will receive a gift copy of Light Reading for Good and Wayward Catholics.

  1. What two pairs of the Apostles had the same name?
  2. Who is the new President of Catholic University, and the third lay person to serve in this role?
  3. What did Elijah ride into heaven?

 News flashes and items 

-         When attending a funeral in a Presbyterian Church, I found a “Welcome” pamphlet in the pew with this message:  This dynamic congregation is serious about following Jesus Christ through worship, study, service and fellowship. Our family of faith share laughter and tears a past of our mutual caring. We offer music programs, strong Christian education for all ages, and an active mission program in the local community as well as throughout the world. (Comment: (1) If you were searching for a religion, would this appeal to you? (2) Why don’t we Catholic do the same?

-         The New York Times (10/9) The Pew Research Center Poll showed that one-half of the Catholics don’t understand Communion. (Comment: Wow! Whose fault is that?)

-         Confirming today’s materialistic world, an article in the November Money magazine reporters that to “Get the Most Happiness for Your Buck” all you have to do is (a) eat frequently in expensive restaurants, rather than occasionally in expensive ones, (b) follow the herd and enjoy what others are enjoying and (c) be sociable and don’t be  loner. 

                                Facet Short Story 

                                           Simple Equation    

Mary was the mother of Jesus;

Jesus is God;

therefore,

Mary was and is the mother of God.

Amen!

Be happily and uncomplicatedly Catholic.

We do indeed need to show joy as Catholics.   My motto — “Be happily and uncomplicatedly Catholic.”

Michael J. Sheehan, Archbishop of Santa Fe

 

The Age of Apathy and Ignorance 

Realizing that we are the last of the Catholics in our family, last week my wife and I donated our massive family Bible to our church library.  Our splendid four children, two sons-in-laws and two daughter-in-laws have no interest in Catholicism, and our ten remarkable grandkids have little (if any) knowledge of Christianity.

          Several years ago, our adorable six-year-old granddaughter was visiting us. At breakfast one morning when I mentioned I had trouble understanding the Buddhist religion, she told me all about when Buddha was under a tree he had this revelation that he taught to his followers, etc., etc. I then asked her what she knew about the 5,000 year history of the Jews and about Jesus Christ. With the truth of youth, she said, “I haven’t the foggiest.”

        Our two generations following us are all admirable individuals—intelligent, well-educated, loving one another and their neighbors, thoughtful, sensitive, good and popular citizens in their communities and enjoyable company.  They have made themselves healthy and financially successful.  They are all good kids, of whom I am busting with pride.  Yet I am concerned about their satisfied two-dimensional lives, devoid of religion.

          St. Augustine compared religion as a bridge to a higher location.  To me, I relate it to an experience I had years ago when I would take early morning swims in the clear sea at the Costa Brava.  I enjoyed it as a refreshing way of starting the day. Then one morning I had my initial experience with a snorkeling mask.  I was stunned to see clearly the beauty of the under-water world. Before, I had been content with skimming along the surface, ignorant of the sea treasures below me. Now, thanks to my mask, like magic an entire new world opened for me.

          I feel that way about my Faith.  There are boundless spiritual treasures that Catholicism makes available for me every minute of the day.  It gives me the opportunity to view all with new and fresh sight—though the eyes of others, of Christ, of Blessed Mary, and of thousands of saints. This gives meaning, purpose and enjoyment to the hum-drum of life.  As the theologian Ewert Cousins wrote, “Theology is concerned with the ultimate level of religious mystery which is even less accessible than the mystery of the physical universe.”

 I have the uncomfortable feeling of being a frustrated billionaire who hasn’t figured out how to share his wealth.  Without intent, I am a hoarder of spiritual blessings I want to share.  My failure to pass my appreciation of religion on to my children is a puzzlement, and I don’t know the answer.  As one who has experienced this feeling, Kenda Creasy Dean, professor at Princeton Theological Seminary, said she has spend the most depressing summers of her life, interviewing teens about their faith.

As an interesting tid-bit, I read this in the North American Almanac 1929: “He who fights religion and its institutions kicks at the stars. He who incurs religion’s enmity must be a brave fighter for he may have 1,000 hands of logic, yet cannot lay low the one hand of religious prejudice.”

You readers, give me your thoughts and advice.  I welcome it!

thejoyfulcatholic@comcast.net.

Recommended readings

-         “Twelve instant ways of beautifying the Novus Ordo” by Monica Miller. PhD., in the August/September issue of Homiletic & Pastoral Review.

-         “What’s Extraordinary?” by Gerald Coleman, S.S., in America, August 30 – September 6.

-         “The Traditional Sources of Thomas Merton’s Environmental Spirituality” by Patrick O’Connell PhD in Spiritual Life, fall 2010.

-         “A Tree Full of Monkeys – Why The Soul  Needs Silence” by John Garvey, in Commonweal, July 16

We do indeed need to show joy as Catholics!

We do indeed need to show joy as Catholics.  

My motto – “Be happily and uncomplicatedly Catholic.”

Michael J. Sheehan Archbishop of Santa Fe 

 

 

Quiz

  1. In what three countries is there the greatest difference between  the rich and the poor?

2.  Who was the first native American to be declared “Blessed”?

 3.  When people wanted to obtain favorable weather, including rain to end a drought, whom did they pray to?

 News Flashes

Holy Jocks!

 Sister James Dolores, 73, of Sister Servants of the Immaculate Heart of Mary, posed on a surfboard, to promote the 15th annual Nun’s Beach Surf International on 9/11, The proceeds will go to maintain their Villa Maria by the Sea in Stone Harbor, N.J.

 Bishop Thomas Paprocki will run in the October 17 Denver marathon, raising money for the recent restoration of the Cathedral of the Immaculate Conception in Springfield, IL.

 Auxiliary Bishop of Denver James Conley, Fr. Jim Crisman and two St. John Vianney seminarians will also participate in the Denver event to increase support and awareness of vocations.

Misc.

The August 28th  Economist reports that Florida State University has conducted a study on infidelity. They are puzzled why they found that couples who attend religious services are more likely to be satisfied with their marriages than those who do not. (comment: These fellows in academia sometimes don’t have much to do.)

Real estate developer Shariff El-Gama, backer of the Islamic center near Ground Zero, is a true religious cur.  He is a New-York-City-born Muslim with an Egyptian father, a Catholic mother, married to a Christian and  now is converting to the Jewish faith.

         An article in The Catholic Standard points out the problem that many young people have who want to dedicate their lives to the Church are hindered by debt. Elise Maloney wants to become a Little Sister of the Poor but must first pay back $75,000 in student loans.  This splendid Order is trying to help her by conducting bake sales. (comment: any of you joyful Catholic who want to contribute, get in touch with me.)

 Facit Short Story 

Reality       

God, the Father, is;

God, the Son, is;

God, the Holy Spirit, is.

That is why

I am.

 

My favorite priest, layperson, breathing saint or organization

 Fr. F.  Richard Spencer has served for six years as a military chaplain in Iraq.  After one of the many occasions when he had to minister to the injured and dying, he wrote, “In the moment, you do your prayers; then move to the next situation, because it’s continuous chaos. You just offer prayers that they would see the face of God that very day and you trust and hope. We had both Iraqis and Americans die. I didn’t know who was Muslim or who was Christian – but they all got a prayer.”

          On September 8 at the Basilica of the National Shrine of the Immaculate Conception in Washington, D.C., Fr. Spencer was installed as the next auxiliary bishop of Archdiocese for U. S. Military Services.  He now is the first man in this position who will be able to enter war zones and have unprecedented access to military personnel serving in most difficult circumstances.

         Now, tell me about your favorite Catholic priest, layperson or organization that is making a difference

joyfulcatholic@comcast.net 

Interesting sayings

No one created the first cause, precisely because it is the first. And  there is no real reason why we should establish limits to it, for it has no limits, no borders.  Since it was not made, it has no beginning: that is, it has always been and there is no reaon why it should cease to exist at any given time. And this means it is eternal. This cause is God.

Saint Maximilian Kolbe, the Polish Conventual Franciscan who was martyred in Auschwitz. 

 I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.

Andy Rooney

I do not know what God wants to do with me. I am always more content. Everyone is suffering, and I ,who should do rigorous penances, experience such continual profound joys that I have trouble keeping them under control.

Brother Lawrence of the Resurrection (1691)

 

Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts.

Daniel Patrick Moynihan

 

There are two things I like about politicians.  They never are bothered with facts and they are the best people on earth that money can buy.

A cab driver in Washington, D..C.

 

Chuckle time

The scene when God let St. Francis, St. Benedict and St. Ignatius of Loyola be present at the birth ot Christ:

St. Francis and St. Benedict dropped to their knees and prayed quietly. St. Ignatius took Joseph aside and said, “Have you thought about the boy’s education?”

 

Juanita Caldwell, Isola Todd, David Abbey, Amie Ellis,

Linwood “Skip” Williams, Tom Medved, Eileen Grotsky, Roseanne Somlock, Nicholas Gallagher, Tom Lewis, Donald Whitcomb, Violeta Zepeda, John Aylor, Rev. Joseph Marini, Enrique Portillo, Sharon McPike, Tom Ryan, Joseph Normile, Jim Quimby, Russell Edwards, Gertrude Goldstein,

Rev. Stephen Huffstetter, Hugh Cannon, Eric Moore, Joan Barrett, 8-year-old Michael Fotta and his parents, Lolita Alvarez, Camilus Musselman, Jack Conner, Ed Block, Isobel Milligan, Peter Bartkiewiez and his family,

 Joe Toles, Grace Toomey, Bob Earll, Camilus Musselman, Bob Kehlhofer, Ed Cole, Bishop Thomas Olmsted, Jay Parker, the flood victims in Pakistan, the trapped miners in Chile.

 

We do indeed need to show joy as Catholics

  

 

My motto 

 “Be happily and uncomplicatedly Catholic.”

Michael J. Sheehan

Archbishop of Santa Fe

 

My favorite priest, layperson, breathing saint or organization

In 2003, Catherine Meloy resigned as Senior Vice President of Clear Channel Communications, ending 20 years as a prominent media executive to become the President and CEO of Goodwill of Greater Washington (DC). Although she had little experience in the field of rehabilitation and marketing, she welcomed the challenge.

          During the past seven years she has restructured the overall mission of Goodwill, and established national records in training and job placement of handicapped persons.  She has completely redesigned end expanded the Goodwill stores to make them attractive and profitable locations.

          Cathy’s deep religious faith and zest for life makes her a model for all of us Joyful Catholics.

Interesting sayings 

The lowly will ever find joy in the Lord, and the poor rejoice in the Holy One of Israel.

Isaiah 29:19

 The way the Israelis are acting, you can understand why Jesus, a Jew, decided to become the first Christian.

                  Armiger Jagoe 

The love of man increases in the same proportion as the love of God increases, and it lessens by the same cause and in the same proportion.  O you then, Author of this miracle, sacred tie of the visible and invisible, inexhaustible source of our present happiness and our future beatitude, of our perfection begun and our perfection to come!

       

   Father Henri-Dominique Lacordaire, O.P., who died in 1861, was a splendid Dominican who founded the Order of Preachers in France after the French Revolution.

 Sometimes when I look at my children, I say to myself, “Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.”

Lillian Carter, mother of Jimmy Carter

Communiqués

Regarding Carol Keehan, I hope this is not the sister who favours abortion and fellow traveler of Obama.  

                             Kalapurra C. Thomas

(reply: Yes it is, and I am one of her friends and admirers.)

 

For my weekly visits to a Catholic Retirement Home, I take copies of your Joyful Catholic blog, and the residents love them.  Keep it up!

                             Rebecca Armstrong

How can I be a Joyful Catholic with all the problems the Church has today?

                             Bill Whitmore

(reply: Bill, climb to a new height to overlook current Church problems and marvel at the joyful treasures you have because of your Catholicism.) 

Chuckle Time

When Jesus was confronting the men threatening to stone the woman for her sins, he said, “Let the one who is without sin cast the first stone.”

          Just then as a stone flew past his head, he turned and said, “Damn-it, Mother!”

 

Special Intentions List

 As you pray with a broad brush, please include these loved ones, who have been submitted by our readers. You, too, are invited to send me names of your special persons who are in need of prayer.  My address is joyfulcatholic@comcast.net. They will be on the list for 60 days. At the end of that time, if prayers are still needed, you merely have to renew the name.

Juanita Caldwell, Isola Todd, David Abbey, Amie Ellis,

Linwood “Skip” Williams, Gerry Paradiso, Tom Medved, Eileen Grotsky, Roseanne Somlock, Nicholas Gallagher, Tom Lewis, Donald Whitcomb, Violeta Zepeda, John Aylor, Rev. Joseph Marini, Enrique Portillo,

 Sharon McPike, Tom Ryan, Joseph Normile, Jim Quimby, Russell Edwards,

Gertrude Goldstein, Rev. Stephen Huffstetter, Hugh Cannon, Eric Moore, Joan Barrett, 8-year-old Michael Fotta and his parents, Lolita Alvarez, Camilus Musselman, Jack Conner, Ed Block, Isobel Milligan,

Peter Bartkiewiez and his family, Joe Toles, Grace Toomey,

Camilus Musselman, Bob Kehlhofer, Ed Cole

Bishop Thomas Olmsted, Rev. David Granfield, Rev. Patrick Granfield,

Mort Barron

As you note, because of miraculous healings, several names have been deleted and added to our Deo Gratias list.

“Be happily and uncomplicatedly Catholic.”

 

We do indeed need to show joy as Catholics.  

My motto — “Be happily and uncomplicatedly Catholic.”

Michael J Sheehan

Archbishop of Santa Fe

 

My favorite priest, layperson, breathing saint or organization

 Rev. Antony Pulikal, OCD is sincere, genuine, open and honest about his feeling and lets you know where he stands.  He behaves in a very devout and holy-like manner and is very serious in his duties as a priest. Yet, at the same time, he is able to combine his love for the Church with a great sense of humor that helps all of us to understand him better.  At time, he and Father Kevin poke fun at each other and let us all in on the joke.

          They are both young but teach us of all ages new things all the time. They interpret each Sunday’s gospel and craft the message into a memorable, easily understood homily that makes sense in Jesus’ time and in 2010, too. As we drive home, we talk abut what we learned that Sunday.

(Father Pulikal is a priest at Holy Spirit Catholic Church in Lantana, Florida)

(This recommendation was sent by one of his parishioners, Doris Wyckoff)

Who is your favorite priest, layperson, breathing saint or organization you want to tell me about? joyfulcatholic@comcast.net

 

Interesting sayings

Remain in my love.  It you keep my commandments, you will remain in my love, just as I have kept my Father’s commandments and remain in his love. I have told you this so that my joy might be in you and your joy might be complete. 

Jesus

Those who believe in Christ must all traverse their labors on behalf of virtue and endure their temptations, without shame – rather, in fact, with joy of heart and with rejoicing.

Saint Symeon The New Theologian, A spiritual master and monk in Constantinople who died in 1022.

 To me, Jesus is the Life I want to live, the Light I want to reflect, the Way to the Father, the Love I want to express, the joy I want to share.

Blessed Teresa of Calcutta

 

 

Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Communiqués 

Many thanks for introducing me to the “10 Wow’s” concept. I find it is my new means of saying “Thanks!” to God for many blessings I had been taking for granted.

Elena Tems

 It may be OK for some folks, but when I get up in the morning to go the bathroom, I have only one thought in mind – to get there in hurry- , and I don’t have time to think of anything else.

Roscoe  Cummings

I know Father Bowers whom you wrote about in your News Flashes, and he is a splendid joyful Catholic.  If you get to Boston, I would like to take you down to meet him.      

Patrick O’Sullivan

(comment: Thank you, Patrick.  One day I hope to take you up on your offer

                                                Chuckle time

 

At his farewell dinner when young Father Moran was leaving for another parish, he shocked the parishioners by saying, “This is the happiest moment of my life, other than the times I lay in the arms of another man’s wife.”

After the gasps had died down, he smiled and said, “Of course, I am referring to my mother.”

Three months later when the senile in-resident monsignor was moving to a retirement home, at his farewell dinner he recalled the success of the young priest’s remarks, and he repeated, “This is the happiest moment of my life, other than the times I lay in the arms of another man’s wife.”

          After a long shocked silence, he smiled and said, “Of course, I am referring to Father Moran’s mother.”

Special Intentions List

 

 As you pray with a broad brush, please include these loved ones, who have been submitted by our readers. You, too, are invited to send me names of your special persons who are in need of prayer.  My address is joyfulcatholic@comcast.net. They will be on the list for 60 days. At the end of that time, if prayers are still needed, you merely have to renew the name.

Juanita Caldwell, Isola Todd, David Abbey, Amie Ellis,

Linwood “Skip” Williams, Gerry Paradiso, Tom Medved, Eileen Grotsky, Roseanne Somlock, Nicholas Gallagher, Tom Lewis, Donald Whitcomb, Violeta Zepeda, John Aylor, Rev. Joseph Marini, Enrique Portillo,

 Sharon McPike, Tom Ryan, Joseph Normile, Jim Quimby, Russell Edwards,

Gertrude Goldstein, Rev. Stephen Huffstetter, Hugh Cannon, Eric Moore, Joan Barrett, 8-year-old Michael Fotta and his parents, Lolita Alvarez, Camilus Musselman, Jack Conner, Ed Block, Isobel Milligan,

Peter Bartkiewiez and his family, Joe Toles, Grace Toomey,

Camilus Musselman, Robert Earll

As you note, because of miraculous healings, several names have been deleted and added to our Deo Gratias list.

We do indeed need to show joy as Catholics

We do indeed need to show joy as Catholics.  

 My motto …

“Be happily and uncomplicatedly Catholic.”

Michael J Sheehan, Archbishop of Santa Fe 

Quiz

Last week, the winner of the autographed gift copy of Light Reading for Good and Wayward Catholics, who clocked in at 1:32 PM on April 30 is Robert Hutson in Gaithersburg, MD.

The correct answers are:

1. Cardinal Wolsey was the Church official Henry VIII sent to Rome  to try and get Papal approval of annulment so he could marry the already pregnant Anne Boleyn.

2. In 1854, Pope Pius IX defined the doctrine of the Immaculate Conception.

3. Levi was the tax collector who left his customs post to follow Jesus and later gave a great banquet for him. 

Here is this week’s quiz.  Who will be the book winner? 

1.  After the Resurrection, who was the apostle who met and converted the Ethiopian eunuch on the desert route to Gaza?                 

2. What were the years of Vatican II                                                                                                                                                                                      

 

    

3. Name the seven sacraments of the Church.   

Send your answers to joyfulcatholic@comcast.net 

News flashes…        

 Rowan Williams, Archbishop of Canterbury, who shoots from the hip often hitting himself in the foot, apologized for stating the Catholic Church in Ireland had “lost all credibility.”

 Writing from Saudi Arabia, popular columnist Maureen Dowd, who likes to remind us that she’s Catholic, began her 4/11 column bitching about the Church not giving women a more prominent role (and I agree). Then to fill up space, instead of blasting the Saudis for restricting both women’s rights and Catholicism, she ends cheap-shooting the Church by rehashing the pedophilia problem. (Shame on you, Maureen!)

Church attendance of Catholics in France has fallen to under 5%.

(O-la-la!)

 

My new blog friend

Meet Eric Sammons, a splendid Joyful Catholic, who is a fellow convert (he joined in 1991 after being an Evangelical Protestant).  He heads an evangelization at St. John Neumann parish in Gaithersburg, MD, and is cofounder of the nonprofit Little Flowers Foundation with the mission of assisting Catholic families seeking to adopt special-needs children. His site is The Divine Life, which I heartily recommend. Eric, you are special!

We do indeed need to show joy as Catholics

“Be happily and uncomplicatedly Catholic.”

Michael J Sheehan, Archbishop of Santa Fe

 

10 Wow’s

I agree with them:

 In Dancing with the Cranes and Other Ways to Start the Day, Diane Ackerman wrote, “It’s essential to stop and savor those instants when time suddenly snaps on a simple Wow!”

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 Thick Nhat Nanh, the Buddhist priest and author, taught that upon awaking in the morning, you should start with a half-smile meditation.

- Joe Difato, publisher of The Word Among Us, wrote, “As you go through your day, you may not see God’s vision for your future. But his plan for you certainly includes aspects of what you are doing right now—and he wants you to be excited about it!”

 As Joyful Catholics, I recommend that every morning when we wake, we say ten WOWs before we get to the bathroom. When I tell this, I am often asked, “Like what?”

          That’s easy to answer. Just try to get to the bathroom with your eyes closed. After a few nervous steps, open your eyes and say, “WOW! I can see!”  Touch your thumb to each finger (we humans are the only animals who can do that) and that’s five WOW!s. Wiggle your toes—ten WOW!s. I’m alive!—another WOW!

          Expressing appreciation for a gift is a delightful way of saying. “Thank you.”  Doing so is our Joyful Assignment for each morning. And everyone likes to be thanked, even He.

(And what are your thoughts about this assignment?) joyfulcatholic@comcast.net

 

 Other recommended Catholic blogs

American Papist

The Catholic Key

The Divine Life

Recommended reading

You will enjoy Nicholas Kristof’s column, “A Church Mary Can Love”, in the April 17 New York Times.

“Loving and healing in the integrated person” in the April issue of Homilic & Pastoral Review by Dr. Donald DeMarco, professor emeritus of philosophy at St. Jerome’s University in Waterloo, Ontario

“Be happily and uncomplicatedly Catholic”

Michael J Sheehan

Archbishop of Santa Fe

 

 

My favorite religious priest, layperson or organization

Saint (def.) a person of exceptional holiness.

In addition to the thousands of canonized saints, it is good to recognize the breathing ones who enrich our lives. Juanita Caldwell is one of them. I met her fifteen years ago when I was a volunteer feeder at a city hospital. Crippled by rheumatoid arthritis, she can move only her head and has slight use of one hand. Yet, Juanita is one of the most joyful people I know.

   As a lifetime patient (and a Baptist) confined to a bed and wheelchair in a Catholic nursing home, she gives continuous joy and comfort to the staff and other patients. I call her “the Mother Teresa of the 5th floor”.   Accepting and never questioning her affliction, she says with a broad smile, “When and if Christ wants met to get up and walk, it will happen.  But until then, I thank and praise him for his love for me.”

 (Now, tell me about your favorite priest, breathing saint or organization that is making a difference in your life.)

joyfulcatholic@comcast.net

 

Interesting sayings 

I have treated many hundreds of patients and many of them in the second half of life—that is, over 35.  There has never been one whose problem in the last resort was not that of finding a religious outlook on life

                                      Carl Jung

I want more and more through prayer and my simple effort to establish and manifest in myself in myself and manifest to others the joy, the holy, tender unspeakable joy of Jesus.

Elizabeth Leseur,  French married layperson who died in 1914

 

Faith in the resurrection of Jesus says that there is a future for every human being, the cry for unending life which is a part of the person is indeed answered.

 Pope Benedict XVI

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which I shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.

                             Groucho Marx

 

 

Communiqués

 Thanks you for speaking up for the priests who are the good guys.

                             Evelyn McGuire

I liked everything in your Cheap Shooting column except for a shocking word you used at the end.

                             Maude Gasparde

(Reply: I’m sorry, Maude, but as Pilate said, “What I have written, I have written.”)

Washington Post cartoonist Joe Toles can be thankful for two things. (1) He lives in America and (2) he attacked Catholics, not Muslims.  In Holland, cartoonist Westergaard drew a satire of Mohammed. He now has to live in hiding with police protection.        

                             Sam Rosenfeld

Chuckle time 

Papal Secretary to the Pope: I have good and bad news for you.

Pope:  First, let me have the good news.

Secretary: Jesus has returned to earth and he is on the phone wanting to talk to you.

Pope: That is indeed great news.  But what is the bad news?

Secretary:  He is calling from Salt Lake City.

Special Intentions List

As you pray with a broad brush, please include these loved ones, who have been submitted by our readers. You, too, are invited to send me names of your special persons who are in need of prayer. As Christ asks us to pray for our prosecutors, in addition to those who need physical healing, I am adding the Washington Post cartoonist, Joe Toles. My address is joyfulcatholic@comcast.net. They will be on the list for 60 days. At the end of that time, if prayers are still needed, you merely have to renew the name.

Juanita Caldwell, Isola Todd, David Abbey, Amie Ellis,

Linwood “Skip” Williams, Gerry Paradiso, Tom Medved, Eileen Grotsky, Roseanne Somlock, Nicholas Gallagher, Tom Lewis, Donald Whitcomb, Violeta Zepeda, John Aylor, Rev. Joseph Marini, Enrique Portillo,

 Sharon McPike, Tom Ryan, Joseph Normile, Jim Quimby, Russell Edwards,

Gertrude Goldstein, Rev. Stephen Huffstetter, Hugh Cannon, Eric Moore, Joan Barrett, 8-year-old Michael Fotta and his parents, Lolita Alvarez, Camilus Musselman, Jack Conner, Ed Block,

Peter Bartkiewiez and his family, Joe Toles.

As you note, because of miraculous healings, several names have been deleted and added to our Deo Gratias list.

 

“Be happily and uncomplicatedly Catholic.”

We do indeed need to show joy as Catholics.   My motto — “Be happily and uncomplicatedly Catholic.”

Michael J Sheehan

Archbishop of Santa Fe

 

Quiz

The first to send the right answers to joyfulcatholic@comcast.net will receive a gift copy of Light Reading for Good and Wayward Catholics.

1.     Who was the Church official Henry VIII sent to Rome to try and get Papal approval of annulment so he could marry the already pregnant Anne Boleyn?    

2.     In what year did Pope Pius IX define the doctrine of the Immaculate Conception?    

3.     What was the name of the tax collector who left his customs post to follow Jesus and later gave a great banquet for him?   

 News flashes

        As I predicted in my “Cheap Shooting” column, The Washington Post, a true master in the art of cheap shooting, confirmed it is going to milk the pedophilia subject to the fullest. In the April 21 paper, they put it on the front page.

The British House of Lords voted down the requirement that churches had to hire non-believers and those “whose private conduct is inconsistent with their teachings”.  (comment: Hurrah!)

The Pope is encouraging priests to use the Internet which can help “create deeper forms of relationship across great distances, opening up enormous new possibilities of evangelization.”

My new blog friend 

George Torres is a poet and the editor of Sofrito for Your Soul, a splendid website for the Latino-Hispanic communities worldwide.  He has succeeded in establishing an invigorating center for cultural information. Welcome, George, to the pack!