We do indeed need to show joy as Catholics!

  My motto — “Be happily and uncomplicatedly Catholic.”..Michael J. Sheehan, Archbishop of Santa Fe

-         In Philadelphia, after two harsh grand-jury reports and four injunctions, Cardinal Rigali finally put on administrative leave 17 of 37 priests accused of sexually abusing minors. This report in The Economist added, “Philadelphia’s faithful are shaken.”

-         To promote dialogue with non-believers, in Paris the Vatican conducted a “Courtyard of the Gentiles”, which were three colloquia on “religion, enlightenment, and common reason.” The event closed with an evening festival in the courtyard outside the cathedral of Notre Dame, with music, art displays and a light show. (Comment: why not try this out in America?)

-         Congressman Peter King, chairman of the Homeland Security Committee, seems to have blown it in his ill prepared and poorly thought-of hearings about American Muslin Community.

-         A federal judge upheld the right of the United States Air Force Academy to hold a prayer luncheon. The action to prohibit this event was from a bastard organization known as Americans United for Separation of Church and State.

 

Today’s Martyrs

We should honor the five Iranian Pentecostal Christians who have been sentenced to a year in prison for “crimes against the Islamic order.”

Since the crackdown on Christianity that began last June, 282 people have been arrested in 34 Iranian cities.

    My favorite priest, layperson, breathing saint or organization

In the January issue of Homiletic & Pastoral Review, Peter Etzell, of Claissa Minnesota, told this about Fr. Frederick Kampsen: “Fr. Kampsen was a proven “builder.” Young and enthusiastic, he inspired young an old alike and soon the idea took root to build a new brick church two blocks off Main Street, net to the recently purchase rectory. During those next three years Father led our parishioners through the planning pledging and financing of a new church.

He also had a profound effect on many Protestants in our small town. There was a joy about him that was ecumenically infectious.

(Now, tell me about your favorite Catholic priest, layperson or organization that is making a difference

aljagoe@comcast.net)

 

Interesting sayings

A reader in Geneva, Switzerland, correctly questioned the quotation in the last issue by Albert Einstein. I did my own research from a collection of his sayings and couldn’t find the one referred to me. But I did find this one:       

  Knowledge of the existence of something we cannot penetrate of the manifestations of the profoundest reason and the most radiant beauty—it is this knowledge and this emotion that constitutes the truly religious attitude in this sense and in this alone, I am a deeply religious man.

 

 

Life itself cannot give you love, peace and joy, unless you really want it. Life just gives you time and place; it’s up to you to fill it.

Bill Basansky 

My ideas area always changing, always moving around one center, and I   am always seeing that center from somewhere else. Hence I will always be accused of inconsistency, but I will not be there to bear the accusation.

Thomas Merton (written in 1964)

 No one every told me I was pretty when I was a little girl. All little girls should be told them are pretty, even if they aren’t.

Marilyn Monroe

 

Communiqués 

I don’t know whether to thank you or not. Your blog has morphed my concept of being Catholic.

Reggie Wentworth 

A Jew without a sense of shame for the Israeli treatment of the Palestinians is a calloused soul.

Regimra

I like your idea of letting us layfolks have a crack at theology. That puts our Catholicism down within reach and makes it enjoyable. It also incites us do a bit of our own thinking. Do it again.

Margaret McDougall 

 

Chuckle Time

In Jerusalem, a reporter interviewed an old man who claimed for 40 years he had been praying at the Western Wall for peace between Jews, Christians and Muslims, for the end of all wars, and for our children to become responsible adults and love their fellow man.

The reporter asked, “And how do you feel after doing this for so many years”

The old fellow replied, “Like I’m talking to a friggin’ wall.”

Special Intentions List

As you pray with a broad brush, please include these loved ones, who have been submitted by our readers. You, too, are invited to send me names of your special persons who are in need of prayer.  My address is aljagoe@comcast.net. They will be on the list for 60 days. At the end of that time, if prayers are still needed, you merely have to renew the name.

Juanita Caldwell, Isola Todd, Jill Todd, David Abbey, Linwood “Skip” Williams, Roseanne Somlock, Nicholas Gallagher, Tom Lewis, Donald Whitcomb, Violeta Zepeda, John Aylor, Rev. Joseph Marini, Enrique Portillo,

 Sharon McPike, Tom Ryan, Joseph Normile, Jim Quimby, Russell Edwards,  

Rev. Stephen Huffstetter, Hugh Cannon, Eric Moore, Joan Barrett, 8-year-old Michael Fotta and his parents, Lolita Alvarez, Camilus Musselman,

 Ed Block, Isobel Milligan, Peter Bartkiewiez and his family,

 Joe Toles, Camilus Musselman,   Ed Cole, Bishop Thomas Olmsted, Jay Parker, William Stephenson, Roger Stoven, Bob Abbott, Denny Kline, Lois Pinkin, Larry Mannino, Cheryl DeSantis, Lenore Sommers

Rep. Gabrielle Giffords, Laura Marsh, Marie Lyons

Christian martyrs in the Middle East, those in refugee camps throughout the world, the Japanese victims of their recent calamity.

The Pope is Pregnant!

 

We do indeed need to show joy as Catholics.  

“Be happily and uncomplicatedly Catholic.” Michael J. Sheehan Archbishop of Santa Fe

 

The Pope is Pregnant!

 

Think of the explosive effect this story would make on the media throughout the world.  It could report that, sixty days ago, while praying in his private chapel, Pope Benedict XVI was impregnated by a spiritual power and a new human life was conceived in his abdomen.  The papal staff is now busy designing maternity robes for the Pope and arranging seven months from today for a caesarean operation to be performed in the Vatican Clinic. After her birth, the infant will be cared for by the Sisters of Charity until her adoption by a carefully selected married couple.

          During his pregnancy, the Pope would experience, rather than sense, the valuable role women perform in the being of mankind.  The following year he would summon a Council to revise Humanae Vitae so that laypeople have an active rather than passive role in effectively preventing unnecessary births.  His next action would be to approve of the Church having women deacons.

His successor, “Pope (?), the Joyful”, would preside over a Golden Era for the Church with both married and female priests during an epidemic expansion of Catholicism throughout the world

Returning to the news story, it would end with a statement from Pope Benedict during his retreat at Castel Gandolfo, where he is having difficulty with morning sickness. He said, “As I am merely a servant of the Lord, without question I accept what has happened to be His Will.”

And what are your thoughts about this supposed story? joyfulcatholic@comcast.com

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Recommended Readings

 “What did Jesus do?” article by Adam Gopnik in the May 24 New Yorker.  

In her New York Times interview with Christopher Hitchens, reporter Deborah Solomon did an excellent job of having him confirm he is an atheistic cipher.

 Life Lessons from the Monastery, book written by Jerome Kodell, O.S.B.

 Quiz

Last week, the winner of the autographed gift copy of Light Reading for Good and Wayward Catholics,  Sam Ellison in Phoenix, AZ, with a close second by Art Zoleta in Norwalk, CA.

1.     The College of Cardinals are responsible for electing the new Pope

2.     The period of the Crusades was 1095-1291.

3.     St. Thomas Aquinas wrote, “All the efforts of the human mind cannot exhaust the essence of a single fly.”

Here is this week’s quiz.  Who will be the book winner? Send you answers to joyfulcatholic@comcast.net.

    1 Who were the sons of Jebedee, and what did Jesus nickname them?

2 What is the maximum number of Cardinals Electors permitted to elect a Pope?

      

3 Who is the patron saint of farmers?   

News flashes

Phoenix Bishop Thomas Olmsted has proved that Pogo* was right. First, Olmsted enjoyed getting national publicity by blasting Notre Dame for honoring the President. He spent money to produce anti-gay marriage videos for homilies. Next, he has merited vast lack of respect for his calloused attitude towards the Hispanic Catholics in Arizona.

Now he has excommunicated Sister Margaret McBride (known as the “Mother Teresa” of Phoenix) because she agreed to an abortion in order to save the life of a 27-year-old mother of four. What do you think Jesus would have done?And what would you have done? (joyfulcatholic@comcast.net.)

          As this stupid man deserves our prayers that he will do no more damage to the Church, I am adding him to our Special Intentions List.

(*the cartoon figure who said, “We have found the enemy, and he is us.”)

What are your thoughts about this Church leader? joyfulcatholic@comcast.net