We do indeed need to show joy as Catholics.   My motto-
“Be happily and uncomplicatedly
Catholic.”

Michael J. Sheehan,  Archbishop of Santa Fe

News Flashes

-10,000 Christian families fled home in Ethiopia when Muslim extremists burned down 69 Protestant churches, thirty homes, a school and orphanage. Only 1% of the 79 million people in Ethiopia are Catholic. (comment: Pray for them!)

-A recent study proved that 40% of pregnancies in New  York City end in abortion.

A study of 1,000 Israeli parole decisions found that considerably more applications succeeded after the judge had eaten lunch. 

My favorite priest, layperson, breathing saint or organization

Two remarkable brothers who deserve recognition are the twins, Julian and Adrian Riester, born on the same day, and died on the same day 92 years later. After their childhood in Buffalo and attending St. Joseph’s
Collegiate Institute they joined the friars of Holy Name Providence in New York City. During their careers, they served parishes in Buffalo for 17 years; then they worked at the St. Bonaventure seminary for 35 years.
Great men!

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Interesting sayings

I trust there is not a young man now living in the United   States who will not die a Unitarian.

 -Thomas Jefferson, letter to Waterhouse, June 26, 1822

It is with  awe that we should conduct all our dealings with one another. There are no ordinary people. You have never talked with a mere mortal.  - C. S. Lewis

According to a recent study, close to 50% of Catholics in the United States do not know the Church teaching that the bread and wine used in Holy Communion actually become the body and blood of Christ.

 -Peter John Cameron, O. P

Handle every stressful situation like a dog. Piss on it and walk away.

-Anonymous Veterinarian

Communiqués 

In regard to your “The Devil was Right”, you are on target because we must superimpose love on the polyrhythm of life. -  Cyrus Eagleton,Amsterdam,Holland 

I still haven’t forgiven you for you writing about the Pope being pregnant. This was the most
irreverent thing I have ever read. You should be ashamed of yourself
.     -     Madeline Smithson, Phoenix.AZ

(comment: Mia culpa, mia culpa, mia maxima culpa)

 

Your blog is a vector for reminding us Catholics of the role we must play

 -Edward Stern,Miami,FL

I have read your Light Reading for Good and Wayward Catholics, and if I were the Pope, I would excommunicate you.

 -Mary Redman,New York,NY

(Reply: I thank you, Mary, for your honesty, and I
thank God that you’re not the Pope.)

Chuckle time

With the prediction of Sunday being a beautiful day, on Saturday night a golfing-enthusiastic
priest called the monsignor and said he was too sick to say Mass the next day.  At dawn, he hurried to play a round of golf by himself. In observing this, St. Peter asked God what he was going to do about it.  “Watch
and see,” God replied.  On the 5th hole, the lone golfer hit a 250 yard drive from the tee and the ball sailed high, landed on the green and went in the cup.  Aghast at what he saw, St. Peter asked God, “Do you call that punishment?”

God replied, “Who is he going to tell?”

Special Intentions List

As you pray with a broad brush, please include these loved ones, who have been submitted by our readers. You, too, are invited to send me names of your special persons who are in need of prayer.

 My address is aljagoe@comcast.net. They will be on the list for 60 days. At the end of that time, if prayers are still needed, you merely have to renew the name.

Jill Todd, Juanita Caldwell, Isola Todd, David Abbey, Linwood “Skip” Williams, Roseanne Somlock, Nicholas Gallagher, Tom Lewis, Donald Whitcomb, Violeta Zepeda, John Aylor, Rev. Joseph Marini, Enrique Portillo,  Sharon McPike, Tom Ryan, Joseph Normile, Jim Quimby, Russell Edwards,   Rev. Stephen Huffstetter, Hugh Cannon, Eric Moore, Joan Barrett,  8-year-old Michael Fotta and his parents, Lolita Alvarez, Camilus Musselman, Ed Block, Isobel Milligan, Peter Bartkiewiez and his family, Joe Toles, Camilus Musselman,   Ed Cole, Bishop Thomas Olmsted,  Jay Parker, William Stephenson, Roger Stoven, Bob Abbott, Denny Kline, Lois Pinkin, Larry Mannino, Cheryl DeSantis, Lenore Sommers, Rep. Gabrielle Giffords, Laura Marsh, Marie Lyons, John Vaughen, Andy Samworth, Carrol Otto, Bill Daniels, Wynne Ambrose,Bonnie
Schlosser, Stephen Balchin, Jerry the tailor, Brian Kearns -
Christian martyrs in the Middle East, those in refugee camps throughout the word.

We do indeed need to show joy as Catholics. “Be happily and uncomplicatedly Catholic.”

Michael J. Sheehan, Archbishop of Santa Fe

 

News Flashes

Police in Beijing detained 40 member of a Protestant Church on Easter Sunday. Joseph Kun of the Cardinal Kung Foundation, said, “For the past five years, the degree of persecution increased with many Christian arrested, sentenced, abused and tortured. There are still bishops and priests in jail and we don’t know is they are still alive. There is no freedom for the underground Catholic Church in China.”The bearded Archbishop of Canterbury, who will stand on his head to get notoriety, has criticized President Obama for the death of Osama bin Laden. 

Today’s Martyrs

In Mexico City, 60-year-old Fr. Francisco Sanchez Duran was murdered on April 26th. Last year, 162 Mexican priests have received death threats.   Cardinal Norberto Rivera said that all their priests live in constant danger.                              

       My favorite priest, layperson, breathing saint or organization

 


Promise Hsu, a member of a Beijing Protestant Church, was arrested for taking part in an outdoor religious service. While in the police car, he continued singing hymns and gave a bible to one of the policemen, He told the judge, “In our hearts, we know that we gather here to worship, and for the sake of worship, we will pay the price.”

(Comment; Love gutsy Christians!)

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Interesting Sayings

No storm can shake my utmost calm while to this rock I’m clinging. Since love is Lord of heaven and earth, how can I keep from singing?

                                      Patricia Livingston

Turning to the Lord God the Father almighty, from a pure heart, as far as our littleness is able, let us give him the most sincere and true thanks, praying his singular gentleness with our whole hearts, that he would be pleased at his  good  pleasure to hearken to our prayers.

                            St. Augustineof Hippo (410)

Religion can do enormous good as long as people take religious teaching metaphorically and not literally; as long as people understand that all religions ultimately preach love and service underneath their superficial particulars; as long as people practice their faith open-mindedly and are tolerant of different beliefs.

                             David Brooks, New York Times Columnist

 

Communiqués

Every cretin who thinks ontologically will realize that joy is the keystone of our faith. I like your computer site.

                                      Ellsworth Kennedy 

What makes you think we lay-folks should meddle in writing theology?

                                      Mabel Adkins

 I’m afraid The Joyful Catholic is turning into The Hateful and Bigoted Catholic. I’m truly saddened by your decision to make your blog an anti-Muslim platform.

MJK,Katona,NY

Reply: Many thanks for your frankness, and I agree I am guilty of showing only the dark side of Islam. However, I think we Westerners have to be aware of the fate of persecuted Christians in the Middle East – just as I want us Americans to be aware of and concerned about our current dramatic division between the rich and the poor. In future blogs, I’ll attempt to show both sides of the Muslim issue.

                                     

Chuckle time  (thanks to Msgr. Filardi)

When the priest called on a recent widow, she said, “You realize you are the cause of my husband’s death. He had a bad heart and two weeks ago after he had been to confession, you gave him the penance of saying the rosary one day, skip a day and then say the rosary again.”

          The priest asked, “How would saying the rosary cause his death?”

          “It wasn’t the rosary,” she replied. “It was the skipping that did him in.”

 

Special Intentions List

As you pray with a broad brush, please include these loved ones, who have been submitted by our readers. You, too, are invited to send me names of your special persons who are in need of prayer.  My address is aljagoe@comcast.net. They will be on the list for 60 days. At the end of that time, if prayers are still needed, you merely have to renew the name.

Juanita Caldwell, Isola Todd, David Abbey, Linwood “Skip” Williams, Roseanne Somlock, Nicholas Gallagher, Tom Lewis, Donald Whitcomb, Violeta Zepeda, John Aylor, Rev. Joseph Marini, Enrique Portillo,

 Sharon McPike, Tom Ryan, Joseph Normile, Jim Quimby, Russell Edwards,  

Rev. Stephen Huffstetter, Hugh Cannon, Eric Moore, Joan Barrett,

8-year-old Michael Fotta and his parents, Lolita Alvarez, Jill Todd

Camilus Musselman, Ed Block, Isobel Milligan, Peter Bartkiewiez and his family, Joe Toles, Camilus Musselman,   Ed Cole, Bishop Thomas Olmsted,

Jay Parker, William Stephenson, Roger Stoven, Bob Abbott, Denny Kline, Lois Pinkin, Larry Mannino, Cheryl DeSantis, Lenore Sommers

Rep. Gabrielle Giffords, Laura Marsh, Marie Lyons, John Vaughey,

Christian martyrs in the Middle East, those in refugee camps throughout the world, the Japanese victims of their recent calamity

Pray with a Broad Brush

Open letter to Bishop Thomas Tobin 

If you had been the priest instructing me during my conversion to the Church, which happened before you were born, I would still be a Protestant. At that time I learned that being a Catholic was committing oneself to Christ and his teachings. It meant devoting one’s life to love of God and love of all others. Joining the Church would entitle me to receive the Eucharist and benefit from the other Sacraments.

          In your letter to Congressman Patrick Kennedy, you imply that when one becomes a Catholic, this person relinquishes freedom of thought and action. As demanded by the four most prominent dictators of the last century, all must conform to the dictates of authority.  Back then, citizens who did not commit to ordered thinking, talking and acting were considered traitors. Your requirement for membership in the Church calls for mandated conscience. And in your opinion, Catholic laypeople should be like robots, which nod in unison when Church leaders press the button. I have never studied theology, but I doubt if that is what Christ had in mind when he initiated the Church.

          You would like for Catholics to act as do pawn Congresspersons who vote as instructed by their Party, regarding of what they think of the merits of pending legislature. Although this is effective in cramming through legislation, I don’t think it should have a role in our Catholic religion.

          I pray for you.

jesus_entering_jerusalem_on_a_donkeyWhen Jesus entered Jerusalem on a donkey, the whole group of   disciples joyfully began to praise God at the top of their voices for the miracles they had seen.

                                                                                      Luke 19:37 

 

Pray with a Broad Brush 

Never underestimate the effectiveness of your prayer.  In this world of unseen magical mystery, no one knows by what means one’s thoughts can affect another person.  But it can and often does. So, recognize this fact and put it to good use.  In my six-man prayer group which has been meeting for over a dozen years, we have had so many healings for those on our Special Intentions List that we refer to it as our Miracle List.

       costa_brava1   One summer, I was at a “Salvador Dali Happening” in a town in the Costa Brava region of Spain. The event was staged in the large market center where a string of bed sheets had been strung from wires.  When the great maestro appeared with his perfected waxed moustache, he took hoses filled with different colored waters and playfully sprayed designs on the hanging sheets and also splattered some of us in the crowd. Then he laughed and shouted, “Now you can tell your grandchildren you were painted by Dali!”

          That day, rather than painting on a small canvas, this artist created large patterns on the sheets.  In the same way, I find it invigorating to expand a secret prayer for many people. It can be done anywhere.  Often when I am on a plane or bus, I will pray for all the passengers.  While waiting in a crowded bustling airport, I might pray for everyone there.  I can imagine an anxious soul seated at the other end of the building, suddenly getting a tingle of comfort from my prayer, never knowing where it came from. This makes me feel like a generous and anonymous billionaire.

          So throughout the day, test your power of prayer by using it generously for all within your area of being. Be aware of your prayer-power and don’t be stingy.  Also, realize that out-going prayers have a boomerang effect.prayer.2

          In 1550, Blosius the Venerable, abbot of a Benediction abbey in Liessies, France, wrote, “Each man, without any exception whatever, must sincerely love as himself all others spiritually, desiring for them the grace of God and everlasting happiness. He should look upon all as bothers and sisters, called to the same happiness as himself.”

Admired sayings

“A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.”

                                      Abigail “Dear Abby” Van Buren

Haiku time

          A joyful Catholic

          gives joy and love to all, so

          joyful Catholic be!

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Current news

          april-fool-illusIn response to an atheist appealing to a Florida judge for an Atheist Holy Day, the judge told his attorney, “The calendar says April 1 is April Fools Day. Psalm 14.1 states, ‘The fool says in his heart, there is no God.’ Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1 is his day. Court is adjourned!”

Joyful Catholic Quiz

The first winner of a gift copy of Light Reading for Good and Wayward Catholics, who clocked in at 8:40AM on November 10th, is Luella Margarita in Key West, FL.

1.     Saint Luke died by hanging in Greece as a result of his tremendous preaching to the non-believers.

2.     At the Vatican, Saint Peter’s Basilica was built in the 16th century as a replacement of the original structure.

3.     Saint Jane Frances de Chantal is the saint who was married, had seven children; she established the order of Visitation nuns and eight-five monasteries before her death in 1641.

Chuckle time

Elderly parishioner: Oh, Father Moran, you have had such an interesting life, you should write your autobiography.  

Father Moran: As a matter of fact, I have been recording my life story. But I am so busy, it probably will be published postmortem.

Elderly parishioner: Well, the sooner the better.

My favorite priest

 Father John Mericantante,

Fr_%20John%20MericantantePastor of St. Mary’s Catholic Church in Pahokee, Florida.

Pahokee is a small agricultural community on the shores of Lake Okeechobee in central Florida.  The earth is rich and black, and from December to June it brings forth wonderful crops of vegetables and sugar cane. Later in the year an occasional September hurricane or a freeze in January/February can destroy those wonderful crops.  The people doing the back-breaking work to raise these crops are mostly poor migrants who came from Central and Latin America and are trying to eke out a meager living for themselves and their families.  The majority of them are Catholics. 

Father John was sent to St. Mary’s 10 years ago, without speaking Spanish, and he has submerged himself totally in their culture and needs, helping in every way possible.  For example, the water in Pahokee is very often not drinkable and he shares the clean water from the rectory’s filtering system with whoever needed it.  He has assisted in completing paperwork, obtaining housing etc. for his parishioners whenever asked. 

St. Mary’s Church is tiny and behind it there are two small wooden sheds, one for food and one for clothing and appliances.  People from other communities, members of the Knights of Columbus and unaffiliated private citizens bring the above-mentioned items to St. Mary’s.  Some are given away, some are sold at very low prices and any “profits” are then used to pay such things as electric bills for the needy.  When we bring a van full of items, Father helps unload the bags and boxes.  He has also arranged to have a clinic on the premises where doctors give their time without charge to give medical aid to the poor people in the area.  

He was recently offered a transfer to another parish but he chose to remain in Pahokee with the community that needs him so much.  In the midst of all this poverty a very special thing occurred last year: an anonymous donor gave $750,000 to St. Mary’s Church so that a new, larger Church can be built.  Hopefully, there will be a ground-breaking soon.  Fr. John is a very special person and a very special priest.

Submitted by Anita and Bob Kehlhofer in Atlantis, Florida

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Special Intentionsprayer request

As you pray with a broad brush, please include these loved ones, who have been submitted by our readers. You, too, are invited to send me names of your special persons who are in need of prayer. My address is joyfulcatholic@comcast.net. They will be on the list for 60 days. At the end of that time, if prayers are still needed, you merely have to renew the name.

Juanita Caldwell, David Abbey, Amie Ellis, Linwood “Skip” Williams, Gerry Paradiso, Nick DeCarlo, Tom Medved, Bob Haines, Eileen Grotsky,

Rebecca Matthews, Roseanne Somlock, Nicholas Gallagher, Tom Lewis,

Susan McGahee, Violeta Zepeda, Rev. Joseph Healy, John Aylor,

Rev. Joseph Marini, Enrique Portillo, Sharon McPike, Joe Berger, Tom Ryan