We do indeed need to show joy as Catholics

We do indeed need to show joy as Catholics.  

My motto — “Be happily and uncomplicatedly Catholic.”

Michael J. Sheehan, Archbishop of Santa Fe

 

Quiz

 

Last week, the winner of the autographed copy of Light Reading for Good and Wayward Catholic is Kathleen Riley in Bangor, ME. Here are the answers:

 

1.     Including Sundays, there are 46 days in Lent.

2.     The two people who appeared to Jesus on the Mount of Transfiguration were Moses and Elijah.

3.     The biblical saint who died and was buried twice was Lazarus.

 

 

News flashes

 

Pat Archbold in National Catholic Register wrote: Of the many things that have been lost during the last forty years in the name of the council, I miss one the most.  Silence. 

 

 A few years ago my Bishop, Bishop Murphy of Rockville Centre, visited my parish for a confirmation and was appalled at the noise level and the total irreverence he witnessed.  He wrote a letter to my former pastor and said this: “I am very concerned about the comportment of the faithful in your parish church prior to the celebration of the Eucharist. This component interferes with the ability of the people to enter into the liturgy. Conscious awareness of’ the presence of the Lord in the Blessed Sacrament is lacking to those who enter the main body of your parish church.

 

 This is further hampered by the fact that the music ministry is set up in front of the doors into that chapel where the Blessed Sacrament is reserved. That means that anyone who wishes to go and pray needs to go through the paraphernalia of those who provide music.” 

          

 Real active participation can be fostered by silence, glorious and heavenly silence. So to those who still think that cacophony equals community, I say one thing.  For the love of God, shut up. (Comment: I say Amen! as expressed in “The New Mass, a-la-Show Biz” in my Light Reading for Good and Wayward Catholics)

 

 

Bad news! The Vatican stated that you can’t get forgiveness of sins by using the new iPhone device that is supposed to prepare one for going to confession.  (Comment: Damn!)

 

In 2009 the worldwide the number of baptized Catholic increased to 1.18 billion, with over 49% in the Americas and 24% in Europe. (Comment: That gives us half of the total, so what about the next Pope being an American?)

 

Today’s Martyrs



 In the Indian city of , 13 Catholic bishops and 500 Church leaders staged a protest about the local court whitewashing the 57 incidents of attacks on Christian churches and 150 cases lodged against injured Christians.

 

  

The Chaldean Catholic archbishop in Mosul stated that Christians in Iraq’s second-largest city live in a state of constant fear. “Most families that fled the city last august following anti-Christian violence have used up their saving and had to return. There is always fear and they know they are targets.”

 

My favorite priest, layperson, breathing saint or organization

I want to honor posthumously retirees Scott and Jean Adam, who were wonderful workers in their California St. Monica Catholic parish. In 2004, deciding to make a difference in the world by bringing Bibles to the far-flung corners of the earth, they began sailing expeditions in their 58-foot sloop, the Quest.  This year their visits included Thailand, Sri Lanka and India.

         

 Last month, they were en route to Salalah, Oman, when they were captured by bastard Somali pirates who killed them.

         

 Their pastor, Monsignor Lloyd Torgerson, said, “They were great people of our community. Jean, who was a retired dentist and mother of two, sang in the church choir. Regarding St. Paul’s reference about receiving a crown of glory, I believe with all my heart they are with God today. Catholics can take inspiration from the Adams.”

         

 As St. Clement of Alexandria wrote in the third century, “Martyrdom means bearing witness to God. Every soul that seeks in pureness of heart to know God and obey his commandments is a martyr, bearing witness by life or by words.”

         

 I agree with Monsignor Torgerson’s comment.

(Now, tell me about your favorite Catholic priest, layperson or organization that is making a difference

aljagoe@comcast.net)

 

 

Interesting sayings



 

A Jewish wife will forgive and forget, but she’ll never forget what she forgave.

                                      Old Jewish proverb

 

As to the church, where else shall we go, except to the Bride of Christ, one flesh with Christ?  Though she is a harlot at times, she is our Mother.

Dorothy Day

 

Happy the people who walk, O Lord, in the light of you face, who find their joy every day in your name, who make your justice the source of their bliss.

Psalm 89



 

That lowdown scoundrel opponent of mine deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I’m just the one to do it.

A Texas congressional candidate.

 

 

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Communiqués

 

In your self-assigned role as a Catholic doyen, what business it is yours if Christ wanted to be baptized by John?

Oliver Whifield

 

I could not agree with you more with regard to your having selected Msgr. Filardi as a favorite priest. He is a very special, joyful Catholic and a marvelous example for young people who may be considering a vocation.

                                                Dennis Harper

 

You’ve got your nerve suggesting targets (like St. Patrick’s Cathedral) to those Muslin terrorists.  Shame on you!

                                                Julia Ellis

 

(Regarding Salman Taseer, governor of Punjab providence, who was assassinated for opposing the Islamic blasphemy law.) Tarseer simply did what he believed would be offensive and unjust not only to Christians, but to all other beliefs in that country.
      

A Christian nation with 5% Muslim population even counts the very rights of this small percentage seeing to it that their human freedom is well respected. They do not mixed Politics with religion. I only see such unfair establishment of Governments when Islam plays a role to dictate over it.
Definitely, Islam sets unfair standards that deplete the rights of any other just because they think there religion is the “truth”. In general, there really is no peace in the “Religion of Peace.”
           

God bless Tarseer, and may his acts to protect Christ’s body hurry Him unto the gates of heaven.

Reggie Crimshaw

 

Chuckle time



Recently, at a First Communion practice at Blessed Sacrament Church in Washington, DC, Msgr. Jon Enzler asked who wrote the four books of the New Testament. A young girl said, “Matthew, Mark, Luke…..” – then she drew a blank.

The boy sitting next to her shouted out, “Kindle.”

 

 

Special Intentions List



As you pray with a broad brush, please include these loved ones, who have been submitted by our readers. You, too, are invited to send me names of your special persons who are in need of prayer.  My address is aljagoe@comcast.net. They will be on the list for 60 days. At the end of that time, if prayers are still needed, you merely have to renew the name.

And several of those on the list who recently have received miraculous healings; they thank you.

Juanita Caldwell, Isola Todd, David Abbey, Linwood “Skip” Williams, Roseanne Somlock, Nicholas Gallagher, Tom Lewis, Donald Whitcomb, Violeta Zepeda, John Aylor, Rev. Joseph Marini, Enrique Portillo,  Sharon McPike, Tom Ryan, Joseph Normile, Jim Quimby, Russell Edwards,  

Rev. Stephen Huffstetter, Hugh Cannon, Eric Moore, Joan Barrett,  8-year-old Michael Fotta and his parents, Lolita Alvarez, Camilus Musselman, Ed Block, Isobel Milligan, Peter Bartkiewiez and his family, Joe Toles, Bob Earll, Camilus Musselman,   Ed Cole, Bishop Thomas Olmsted, Jay Parker, William Stephenson, Roger Stoven, Bob Abbott, Denny Kline, Lois Pinkin, Larry Mannino, Cheryl DeSantis, Lenore SommerRep. Gabrielle Giffords, Laura Marsh,

the cholera victims in Haiti, Christian martyrs in the Middle East, those in refugee camps throughout the world.

 

 

“Be happily and uncomplicatedly Catholic.”

We do indeed need to show joy as Catholics.  

My motto — “Be happily and uncomplicatedly Catholic.” 

Michael J. Sheehan Archbishop of Santa Fe

 News flashes

       Egypt recalled the Vatican ambassador in protest to the Pope saying the truth about Egypt not doing enough to protect Christians from mob violence. (comment: Guilt does have a voice.)

The International House of Prayer in Kansas City is being sued for using its abbreviated name of IHOP. (Solution might be to serve pancakes for the religious meetings)

 The nun, who is in charge of the Apostolic Visitation of U. S. women religious, acknowledged that there are more U. S. nuns over 90 than under 60. 

The Chinese State Administration for Religious Affairs has blasted the Vatican for its “attack on religious freedom in China.” (comment: the Vatican is right but as we in America owe so much money to China, we had better lay low on this one.) 

 

Today’s Martyrs

In the latest of a series of targeted attacks on Iraqi Christians, Dr. Nuyia Youssif Nuyiz, a prominent Christian cardiologist, father of 4 children and faithful Chaldean Catholic, was shot by gunmen in his medical clinic. Miraculously, he survived his serious injury.

(Since our “rescue” of Iraq, over a million Christians in that devastated country have had to evacuate.) 

 

 

My favorite priest, layperson, breathing saint or organization

 No recommendations today – shame on you!

 

(Now, tell me about your favorite Catholic priest, layperson or organization that is making a difference – aljagoe@comcast.net)

 Interesting sayings

 

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Benjamin Franklin

 

 

 

O Lord Jesus Christ, teach all men that the see of Saint Peter, the Holy Church of Rome, is the foundation, center, and instrument of unity. Open their hearts to the long-forgotten truth that our Holy Father, the pope, is your vicar and representative, and that in obeying him in matters of religion, they are obeying you.

Blessed John Henry Newman

 

The great crime against life is not to feel.

The American poet, Archibald MacLeish

 

Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a swell preserved body, but rather to slide in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, “Hot damn—what a ride!”

Anonymous

 

Communiqués

 -         I especially like your “Chuckle time”, which always tickles my pylorus.

Archibald Whitfield

 

-         The relationship problem between clergy and lay-folks is that we tend to treat our priests as if they belong to a special species with no belly buttons.     

Margaret Kendall

 

-         Your “The Catholic Church is Finished” deserves my applause and gratitude for the wonderful job you have done today and the days beforehand. Keep up the good work!

jukilopoll3gmail.com

 

Chuckle time

Teacher: I will give $10 to the student who can name the most famous man who ever lived.

Irish kid: St. Patrick.

Teacher: Sorry, but that’s not right.

Scottish kid: St. Andrew.

Teacher: No, not right.

Jewish kid: It was Jesus Christ.

Teacher: Congratulation! You win.

Jewish kid (after pocketing the $10): I know it’s Moses, but business is business.

 

Special Intentions List

As you pray with a broad brush, please include these loved ones, who have been submitted by our readers. You, too, are invited to send me names of your special persons who are in need of prayer.  My address is aljagoe@comcast.net. They will be on the list for 60 days. At the end of that time, if prayers are still needed, you merely have to renew the name.

Juanita Caldwell, Isola Todd, David Abbey, Linwood “Skip” Williams, Roseanne Somlock, Nicholas Gallagher, Tom Lewis, Donald Whitcomb, Violeta Zepeda, John Aylor,

Rev. Joseph Marini, Enrique Portillo, Sharon McPike, Tom Ryan,

 Joseph Normile, Jim Quimby, Russell Edwards, Gertrude Goldstein,

Rev. Stephen Huffstetter, Hugh Cannon, Eric Moore, Joan Barrett, 8-year-old Michael Fotta and his parents, Lolita Alvarez, Camilus Musselman,

 Ed Block, Isobel Milligan, Peter Bartkiewiez and his family,

 Joe Toles, Bob Earll, Camilus Musselman,   Ed Cole, Bishop Thomas Olmsted, Jay Parker, William Stephenson, Roger Stoven, Bob Abbott, Denny Kline, Lois Pinkin, Larry Mannino, Cheryl DeSantis, Lenore Sommers

Rep. Gabrielle Giffords, the cholera victims in Haiti, those in refugee camps throughout the world.

 

Be happily and Uncomplicatedly Catholic!

We do indeed need to show joy as Catholics.   My motto — “Be happily and uncomplicatedly Catholic.”

Michael J Sheehan, Archbishop of Santa Fe

Quiz

Last week, the two winners of the autographed gift copy of Light Reading for Good and Wayward Catholics, who clocked in at approximately the same time on May 13 are Kim Swaner in Plainfield, IN, and Art Zoleta in Norwalk, CA.  

The correct answers are:

1.      After the Resurrection, it was Philip who met and converted the Ethiopian eunuch on the desert route to Gaza?

    2.  The years of Vatican II were 1962-65.

3.     The seven sacraments of the Church are Baptism, Penance, Holy Eucharist, Confirmation, Matrimony, Holy Orders, the Anointing of the Sick.

 

 

Here is this week’s quiz.  Who will be the book winner?

1.     Who were the three apostles Jesus chose to go to the mountain top and experience the Transformation?  

2.     For how many years have the Pontifical Swiss Guards been serving at the Vatican?  

3.     Who is the patron saint of undertakers?

 

 

Send your answers to joyfulcatholic@comcast.net

 

News flashes

 - On May 1, after a thorough examination of the Legionaries of Christ and the Regum Christi movement, the Pope stated that they will not be left alone as they struggle in their path of purification. (Even though the founder, Father Degollado, has turned out to be a rotten bastard, it is good to know that the good work of his followers will continue.)

Recently appointed Illinois bishop Thomas Paprocki was accused of claiming the clerical abuse lawsuits were the act of the devil. He clarified his statement saying, “It is the sins of priests and bishops who succumbed to the temptations of the devil.”

(It’s good that he clarified his statement. We don’t need a Pat Robertson in the Catholic Church)

-  Formerly a parish priest, Rev. Robert Bowers is working from the Paulist Center in Boston to help reconcile Catholic to the Archdiocese of Boston which is facing reduced attendance, 120 million in legal bills and the closing of 60 parishes. He says that in determining who is a good Catholic there no longer has a litmus test. He is trying to “help people deal with conflict better, help them to realize that forgiveness sets them free and that letting go can make them whole again.”

 

My new blog friend

Mark P. Shea, who has the Catholic and Enjoying It blog, is an amazing fellow. He describes himself as a double-jump convert, raised more or less as an agnostic pagan, became a non-denominational Evangelical in 1979, and a Catholic in 1987. He is a popular speaker and also serves as Senior Content Editor at Catholic Exchange. I congratulate you, Mark, because you are a positive force in our Catholic world.

Crank Up For Your Day

Favorite quote for the New Year 

 Father Lorenzo Scupoli, an Italian priest who died in 1610. 

          “When you see in other people either goodness, or wisdom, or truth, or some other virtue, say to your God: “O inexhaustible treasure-house of all virtue! How great is my joy to see and to know that every good thing comes from you alone.  I thank you, my God for this and every other good thing you do to my neighbor.” 

Crank up for your day 

  

When I learned to fly, planes didn’t have automatic starters.  If you didn’t have a buddy to swing the prop, the procedure was to climb into the cockpit and clamp on the brake, push the throttle slightly open and turn on the switch. Then outside, I had to start the propeller turning with a strong swing, remembering to lean backward to prevent falling into the blades once they started spinning. Next, I would scurry back inside the plane and prepare to take off.  One poor fellow in my group forgot first to clamp on the brake. After he got the propeller spinning, he had to hit the ground fast as the plane surged forward and took off airborne, pilot less. 

 

Though my flying days were many years ago, I often think of this procedure when I am cranking up for a new day.  First, it’s good to clamp the brake to clear my mind of muddling thoughts (How am I going to do all the things I need to do today?  I sure did goof up yesterday, etc.). If I don’t take time to start with a short meditation, my day might take off leaving me grounded. 

Then I throttle my appreciation of my mental and physical gifts that make it possible for me to be and to act.  Turning on the switch is acknowledging that there is a hidden power which makes all things possible. Thank you for my being a joyful Catholic! 

Swinging the prop is my commitment to soar. And sometimes, perhaps in spite of a wobbling takeoff, I’m soon in the air, heading towards today’s many goals.  It works, so give it a try! 

  

Now, tell me how you start your day. joyfulcatholic@comcast.net) 

 Admired sayings

 

By Joseph Cao, the Republican U. S. Congressman from New Orleans, when asked if he voted on the health care reform bill out of personal conviction, not politics: 

Correct! I spent six years in the Society of Jesus, training to be a priest. I always adhere to what I call “the politics of the Gospel.” You have to take care of the poor, take care of the widows, visit the sick, and help those who cannot help themselves. 

(And what is your opinion?  joyfulcatholic@comcast.net)  

  

 

News flashes 

(Church in crisis) 

-   Because of low enrollment, 14 schools in the greater Washington, DC, region have a questionable future. 

-   The cartoon on page 77 in the Dec. 22 & 28 New Yorker magazine indicates that artist, Yual Noth, has read chapter “Communion, ho-hum” in Light Reading for Good and Wayward Catholics. It shows a man receiving the cup from a priest, and rather than saying “I am receiving the blood of Christ,” he says, “I’m getting red fruits, earth tones and oak, Amen.” 

-   The UK equality minister Harriet Harman (whom I am told is nicknamed “The British Bitch”) is submitting a bill to ban the Catholic Church from insisting its priests be celibate single men. If her bill becomes law, the Church and its leaders who refuse candidates for the priesthood who are women, gays, lesbian, or married, would be subject to imprisonment, unlimited fines and having Church assets seized. (My comment:  Henry VIII, he ain’t dead!) 

  

(Let me have your thoughts about Ms. Harman. joyfulcatholic@comcast.net)  

  

 Recommended reading 

-         This should be required reading for every parish priest: 

“Parish Revival” in December 21-28 issue of America magazine by Father Bruce Cecil, pastor of Our Lady of Soledad Parish in Coachella, CA. 

-         www.zenit.com (daily news from the Vatican) 

  

Quiz 

The winner of a gift copy of Light Reading for Good and Wayward Catholics, who clocked in at 10:25AM on December 21, is Mabel Erickson in Buffalo, NY 

1.     Before Paul encountered Jesus on the road to Damascus, his name was Saul. 

2.     The only saint canonized by Christ was the good thief. “Today, you shall be with me in Paradise.” 

3.     Michelangelo was a youngster of 24 when he carved La Pieta. 

  

Communiqués received 

-         Regarding your Tiger Woods account, I resent your putting me in  the same category with that man! (Abigail, Cincinnati, OH) 

-         When you reminded me that we joyful Catholics are all billionaires, I remembered this statement from St. Ignatius of Loyola, “Lord Jesus Christ, your love and your grace are wealth enough for me.”  (Eric Thompson, Sacramento, CA) 

 -   (from Dr. David Pinault, the writer of “Hidden Prayer in Yeman”, which, in our last issue, I recommended you read.) “The reason I write popular-format essays is precisely for the purpose of reaching the largest possible audience. And I feel very strongly that the situation in Yemen is one that warrants attention.  So I thank you for helping to publicize this.”
 
 

        (And let me hear from you readers via joyfulcatholic@comcast.net)  

  

  

Chuckle time 

-         The favorite hymn of retail merchants in December is “Oh, What a friend we have in Jesus.” 

-         Actual news that qualified as humor: 

Rev. Al Sharpton blasted Tiger Woods, not for immorality, but for racial prejudice.  His quote: “Why is it that a man who calls himself black can’t bring himself to cheat on his wife with a black woman? What does it say to young black girls everywhere when you pass them over?  Shame on you, Tiger Woods. What would your daddy say?” 

  

My favorite religious person 

As a joyful Catholic, Sister Joan Carusillo, CSC, has been a special person in my life for many years.  She has the quality I sensed when I met Mother Teresa of Calcutta, because by being forgetful of self, Sister Joan always radiates a deep love and concern for others.  With her associate, Sister Lorraine Ryan, Sister Joan is now working diligently in The Women’s Circle in Boynton Beach, FL.  The purpose of this not-for-profit organization is to provide free services for low-income women in education, job preparation and support groups.  Donations are welcomed to support this splendid work, and the Women’s Circle address is 145 N.E. 4th Avenue, Boynton Beach, FL 33435.    (561) 364-9501   (561) 364-9501 . (I’m sending my donation today!) 

And let me know about your favorite Catholic organization that is making a difference.  Share this info with your many other joyful catholic members. 

joyfulcatholic@comcast.net) 

  

Special Intentions List 

As you pray with a broad brush, please include these loved ones, who have been submitted by our readers. You, too, are invited to send me names of your special persons who are in need of prayer. My address is joyfulcatholic@comcast.net. They will be on the list for 60 days. At the end of that time, if prayers are still needed, you merely have to renew the name. 

Juanita Caldwell, David Abbey, Amie Ellis, Linwood “Skip” Williams, Gerry Paradiso, Nick DeCarlo, Tom Medved, Bob Haines, Eileen Grotsky, 

Rebecca Matthews, Roseanne Somlock, Nicholas Gallagher, Tom Lewis, 

Violeta Zepeda, Rev. Joseph Healy, John Aylor, Rev. Joseph Marini, Enrique Portillo, Sharon McPike, Joe Berger, Tom Ryan, Joseph Normile, Jim Quimby.